Martin Atkinson claims a ball crossed the line when it almost certainly didn’t. So who is the goal-line official in tonight’s Champions League semifinal between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid? Take it away, KJ:
Martin Atkinson is a goal-line official today in Munich. Of course he is.
— Kristian Jack (@KristianJack) April 17, 2012
Oh, and he’ll also be on his way to the Euros on goal-line watch. If I were Richard Littlejohn, I would write, in earnest, you couldn’t make it up. I would also be a monstrous prick. Would be…
Meanwhile FIFA hem and haw and run into each other in Zurich and fall down, comically.


