So, on the slowest of the slowest news days in the history of the world (hey, Stramaccioni got the Inter job, la-dee-effing-da!), we have a turgid bottom of the table sludge fest with Blackburn facing Wigan. Except for the fact Wigan have suddenly decided to become excellent, nay watchable, in the last few days. Someone on reddit.com/r/soccer has helpfully done one of these up:

Wigan beat Blackburn
Blackburn relegated
Wigan are safe with 40 pts

Wigan draw with Blackburn
Blackburn STILL get relegated
Wigan will be on 38 pts and most probably safe due to GD

Blackburn beat Wigan
Blackburn will be on 34 pts, dragging QPR and Wigan in relegation danger and giving Bolton fans some hope.

You can leave comments on the match below, but I won’t be upset if you don’t. Team sheets and info and shit:

Blackburn: Paul Robinson, Martin Olsson, Bradley Orr, Gaël Givet, Scott Dann, Morten Gamst Pedersen, David Dunn, Jason Lowe, David “Canada” Hoilett, Anthony Modeste, Yakubu

Wigan: Ali Al-Habsi, Emmerson Boyce, Maynor Figueroa, Gary Caldwell, Antolin Alcaraz, Jean Beausejour, God, James McCarthy, Shaun Maloney, James McArthur, Demi God

Ref: Clattenwrong

Ground: Steve Kean Memorial Park

Comments (2)

  1. It only took a few moments for the football to be dreadful.

  2. The chicken on the pitch was the highlight of the match.

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