The above video has resurfaced courtesy of Reddit/r/soccer. First, it’s immediately evident how affable these massively successful and famous players are. That is a miracle in and of itself.

The second video is a giant stinking turd, courtesy of KCKRS. Keith Hickey explains:

Maria Lapiedra is an adult film star, and apparently, also the girlfriend of Joan Laporta, the former FC Barcelona President who would quite like to have the job back. Her contribution to his re-election campaign is this terrible music video, in which men wearing Barcelona shirts are obsessed with an attention-seeking woman who can’t sing very well.

Or lipsync a video properly. Or wear pants. “Enjoy.”