Unsurprisingly, I’m not a big Ashley Cole fan. The Chelsea left back – most recently featuring in the news as John Terry’s star witness – joined twitter today. 17 tweets in, Cole has easily propelled himself into the upper echelon of internet trolldom.
About six too many “haha’s” but we get the point. The extremely short shorts add insult to injury.
Ah, the famed retweet troll. He’s learned quickly.
You know he’s got a point. I’m sure Cole has received plenty of nasty messages from scorned Arsenal supporters. With that said I’d like to direct a personal message of my own to the man we call Ca$hley – how’s Cheryl?
Update: After getting quite a bit of negative feedback, Cole responded: