Sure, England thrashed San Marino 5-0. But can Wayne Rooney do your taxes? Yea, didn’t think so. In Davide Simoncini we trust.

Image via r/soccer’s timok.
Sure, England thrashed San Marino 5-0. But can Wayne Rooney do your taxes? Yea, didn’t think so. In Davide Simoncini we trust.

Image via r/soccer’s timok.
I’ve always found it impressive that a country with a population the size of Keswick / can do ‘decent’ against Europe’s top countries. 5-0 is pretty bad vs non-footballers if you think about it.
If I didn’t know any better I would think that this was the roster for a beer league
So…. England should be embarassed. 5-0 against players that aren’t even professional? What do they expect to do when they play against ACTUAL players?
I think Poland might win against them
After that Walcott “tackle”, I’d figure the goalkeeper was a butcher. I’m glad that we have a run of easy games until United on Nov 3rd, hopefully that’s enough time for him to recover.
One more week until the return of real footy. I hope everyone comes back alive