Dagger meet heart

In their attempt to get revenge for stealing Donovan Bailey, Jamaica have contacted faux-Canadian footballers Jonathan De Guzman and Junior Hoillet. After standing in the rain with ‘in your eyes’ blasting from a poorly built stereo, it appears the duo are one step closer to stomping on the hearts of Canadian footy fans one last time.

It’s not certain how they reacted to Jamaica’s offer, but it’s always nice to be wanted. I’m having flashbacks to my High School Prom all over again. Excuse me while I slow dance with myself for a few hours.