Yes, I hate myself for that headline. The Colombian wizard is at it again, compensating for a possible Messi-less day in Spain. Falcao has scored twice as Atl├ętico Madrid leads Deportivo 3-0 late in the second half. Let the rumour mill reignite.

Update 2:24 pm: Ha. Falcao now has four goals on the day — Atl├ętico leads 5-0 with 20 minutes to go. Man oh man.

Update II 2:30 pm: