Yes, I hate myself for that headline. The Colombian wizard is at it again, compensating for a possible Messi-less day in Spain. Falcao has scored twice as Atlético Madrid leads Deportivo 3-0 late in the second half. Let the rumour mill reignite.
Update 2:24 pm: Ha. Falcao now has four goals on the day — Atlético leads 5-0 with 20 minutes to go. Man oh man.
Update II 2:30 pm:
Fuck me. 5 for Falcao. F. I. V. E. 6-0.
— Sid Lowe (@sidlowe) December 9, 2012