Goals! Featuring Kenwyne Jones

Very nice.

The early risers out there have been rewarded with a flurry of goals this morning. Bottom feeders Wigan and Reading lead at halftime, Manchester City quickly went up two nil before Anthony Pilkington got one back for the Canaries and something crazy is going on at Britannia.

Stoke has conceded three goals at home for the first time since November 2011 (QPR). They were heady times. French horse Dunaden won the Melbourne cup, China launched the unmanned Shenzou 8 spacecraft and the Chicago Cubs fired Manager Mike Quade.

In hindsight, it was a pretty terrible month.