Game in sentence

Manchester United are title bound after a convincing victory against Everton at Old Trafford.


  • Yes, yes, there are many games left to  be played and stranger things have happened but I’m going to be bold in proclaiming the end of the title race. Alex Ferguson was not a happy man in the lead up to today’s fixture at Old Trafford. Real Madrid’s clash with Sevilla was moved up to Saturday while his team wasn’t afforded the same benevolent gesture by the FA. Nothing goes Manchester United’s way. Goals from Ryan Giggs and Robin Van Persie ensured Ferguson’s side wouldn’t undergo a repeat of last year, when this game began a precipitous fall for the Red Devils.
  • Phil Jones doesn’t have shingles. At least that’s the word from Dr.Ferguson. Stuart Pearce drew the ire of the surly Scot for publicly disclosing Jones missed England’s u21 mid week match with Sweden because the Preston native had Shingles. A word to the wise: do not google ‘shingles’. Jones was fantastic today, holding Marouane Fellaini in check for 57 minutes. After receiving 14 elbows to the head by my unofficial account, he made way for Michael Carrick.
  • David Moyes danced with the devil and lost. He chose to employ a high line, hoping to stall United’s vaunted attack with cohesive defending. It didn’t work, mainly because United’s midfielders were afforded way too much time on the ball. Van Persie could’ve had a hat trick today. The Ducthman hit the post in the 10th minute after Wayne Rooney caught Johnny Heitinga napping.
  • Three minutes later Ryan Giggs opened the scoring, cementing his place in record books worldwide. He’s scored in every Premier League season. What was life like before Giggsy scored in the Prem? Axl Rose was relevant. Harrowing times.
  • Everton mounted a push back. Maligned goalkeeper David De Gea was on his game, thwarting Leon Osman with an excellent save in the 29th minute.
  • As pointed out by Jason Davis on Twitter, Joe Hart and Phil Jones could’ve had a lucrative career as 1980s movie jocks.
  • Van Persie made amends for the early miss with a goal just before halftime. Once again Everton’s high line defending was caught out.  Rafael’ found RVP streaking in behind Philip Neville and Phil Jagielka. He didn’t miss this time, walking around Tim Howard and finishing with his right foot. Guy is pretty good.
  • Rooney’s temper tantrums are nothing new, but they continue to provide comedic fodder. There’s something to be said about playing ‘for keeps’ no matter what the score is, and for that Wayne should be commended. But responding to a call that doesn’t go your way with a move straight out of an eight year old child’s playbook isn’t the way to go.
  • Before the game Moyes was clear: “Anything you get against them you earn and we know it will be difficult.” It was. Everton managed two shots on target.
  • United go 12 points clear of City with 12 games to play. Their focus shifts to ‘Real’ as ‘ManU’ aim for Champions League glory. CR7 v. RVP? Can’t hardly wait.

Three stars

1. Robin Van Persie

2. Rafael

3. Ryan Giggs

Comments (7)

  1. The title is heading to OT again. I cannot see ManU losing 4 games out of 12 to finish the season.

    • More importantly, I don’t think City has the belief to run through the rest of their matches. I can see United maybe dropping a couple points here or there, but I don’t think City has the character to do anything about that, should it happen.

  2. Man City are missing BALOTELLIIIIIIIIIIII


  3. United will drop a few more points this season, but not enough to lose the title. I know anything is possible (last year proved that), but this time around, it appears as though United have learned their lesson. The other thing is, city have more difficult fixtures in my opinion to worry about than Untied. The worst United have is a trip to Stoke, and a couple of home matches to Chelsea and City. City have to host Chelsea and go to Goodison (good luck with that).

  4. A City-fan acquaintance of mine told me at the beginning of the season that City would not leave the title so close this year. Seems he was right.

  5. “David Moyes danced with the devil and lost. He chose to employ a high line, hoping to stall United’s vaunted attack with cohesive defending. ”

    Actually, in the post-match interview, Moyes was clear that that was NOT what they were coached to do for this game. Phil Neville caused some headaches out on the right side, and Johnny Heitinga was a late addition. Both seemed to be enough to unsettle their back line.

    Huge credit also needs to go to Rooney on that second goal. A vast majority of players would have forced that pass when his teammates were offside. Rooney kept his head, waited out the Everton back line and (a stark contrast to his protestations) and let some movement behind him split the Toffees open.


  6. As a Utd fan, after watching them drop 8 pts in the final 6 matches last season, there’s always that worry about the back of your mind. With MU still in CL, who knows how this will affect them. That being said, I think they’ll still wrap up title #20.

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