The amazing thing here is that David Luiz may still be engaged to girlfriend Sara Madeira, but I’m guessing probably not anymore. Either before this photo, but hopefully after it, in which he said his ball is his “girlfriend.” I mean, I would love to know what happened if I drew a heart in marker on my monitor screen and Instagrammed it out to the missus. I’d probably get fired in truth, but then I’d have the double whammy of my wife leaving me.

So, what’s up David?