Borussia Dortmund lead Eintracht Frankfurt 2-0 early, thanks to two goals from wonderkid Marco Reus. Going ‘ham’ is a turn of phrase that should die a painful death–regret using it. Reus looked to be slightly offside on his second goal. That said, he scored his second seconds after his first. Apologies for the tongue twister.
He’s 23. Hardly a wonder kid. Also, have you been at the sherry? Unintelligible ramblings…