David Beckham is kickin’ it in Paris. Robbie Keane is the new LA Galaxy captain. Landon Donovan, the last member of the Los Angeles three, is doing something different. Finding yourself in southeast Asia is a cliche more commonly associated with bored twenty somethings who really liked Danny Boyle’s ‘The Beach’ — great movie. Donovan is hanging out in Cambodia while his team prepares to open the MLS season against the Chicago Fire on Sunday.

We at the Counter Attack feel for Bruce Arians Arena. Not knowing where or what your star player is doing has to be disconcerting. We got you, Bruce. The CA’s crack reporting team has spotted Landon in Cambodia.

"Algeria! What a moment."

“Algeria! What a moment.”

"Can't believe you guys don't know who Jamiroquai is."

“Can’t believe you guys don’t know who Jamiroquai is.”

"Becks really liked bean sprouts."

“Becks really liked bean sprouts.”

Cambodia is a lovely country. I can understand why Landon wanted to visit. Whether he retires or not, we’ll always have Algeria. Thanks for the memories. You can check out some other (read: real) photos from Landy’s trip here.

h/t to Sean Keay for helping me with this terrible idea