This is a picture of Andrea Pirlo hanging out in a vineyard. I would explain in further detail but this photo requires no explanation. What is he pondering? My guess: Pirlo is grappling with the emotional burden that comes with being the coolest person in the whole damn world.
Pic via Angelo Fiorini
He’s modeling for the new Easter Island statues.
Why does he look like he’s 52 and ready to listen to a Bocelli concert in deep lament?
Pirlo is spectacular
I love him.
Thank you.
He’s asking himself, why the fuck did I stay at Milan for so long when I could have gone to Juve and been a champion?
yah, he won nothing at milan eh
Nothing at all.
Sometimes you just have to weed out the useless twats around here…
u jarheads dont know what he was when he was in Milan.
Pirlo is thinking “how did I not get nominated for the ballon d’or after leading Italy to the final and leading Juventus to an undefeated season and Serie A title. Could be worse I could be Fernando Torres, just going to enjoy the rouge on my vineyard”
“I don’t need a Balon D’Or. I am Pirlo.”
But we really can’t have a beardless picture of The Coolest Man in the World. Please amend.