With Toronto FC’s blockbuster signing of two bona fide Good Players in Jermain Defoe and Michael Bradley, it’s important to remind everyone just how far this club has progressed. What follows, in no particular order, is a list of previous players that a single football club actually employed.
Signed in 2007 by Mo then Toronto FC and Scottish wheeler n dealer GM Mo Johnston, apparently his 14 goals in 116 collective appearances as a striker for Dundee United were enough for Toronto to sign a cheque. Predictably, Samuel didn’t magically improve as a footballer, scoring three goals in 19 league matches. He was released in April 2008.
Remember this guy? I sure don’t. Anyway, the three time Bolton loanee decided to move a little closer to home (Hartford) in 2008 and ended up in Toronto, where in 14 leavue games a player who is identified as a forward slash winger scored zero goals, to add to his career league goal tally of one. When a player is released by Gary Megson, alarm bells should be ringing. Pictured: actual Youtube comments from his one and only highlights vid.
Picked up on loan from Independiente, Vitti came with a solid rep in Argentina, which was based on hope I guess? Hope. And national stereotyping. Vitti managed to score twice in 26 league appearances in 2009. He was a good dribbler, on occasion.
The Cameroonian-Canadian forward played for approximately 600 clubs before winding up at Toronto FC, where his Canadian pedigree and ten goals the preceding three seasons convinced fans he’d be able to piece together a decent season for TFC in 2009. Nope. Eleven league appearances, one goal. In a loss. In very Toronto FC fashion however, he scored 15 for Montreal in the next two seasons.
Well, he sure seemed to mean well. And there was excitement—look, here’s an entire video dedicated to the man’s arrival!—and then it all kind of came apart, with Stevanovic often failing to break into the first team to make a big impact and then playing selfishly when he was on the pitch.
Oh god. Laurent. Robert. Probably the single most frustrating player I’ve ever watched in my entire life. Who did he play before joined TFC? 2007-2008 Derby County. The Derby County that was relegated in March. The Derby County for which he played FOUR TIMES. God DAMMIT.
Kevin Payne’s boy! He’d been aware of him for two years at Newell’s Old Boys! Finally bagged him! Went to Portland FC immediately!
Ooh, this is a hard one. Although some in these parts believed he was woefully misunderstood by an organization with a pretty poor track record in player development and coaching (see Jeff Cunningham’s post TFC numbers), Mista plain sucked for TFC where he played 9 league games in 2010 under Preki.
I think I will defer to his succinct Wikipedia entry heading under Career, Professional:
Joseph was drafted in the fourth round (53rd overall) of the 2010 MLS SuperDraft by Toronto FC. Joseph signed a developmental contract with Toronto FC on April 5, 2010.
Joseph made his professional debut on April 10, 2010 in a game against New England Revolution.
Joseph was traded to Colorado Rapids on November 30, 2010 in exchange for a third-round selection in the 2012 MLS SuperDraft.
Nane was released by Colorado on November 16, 2012. He entered the 2012 MLS Re-Entry Draft and became a free agent after going undrafted in both rounds of the draft.
Another Preki guy in 2010, Hscanovics couldn’t really do anything necessary to play football well.