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The Lead

Everyone—myself included, obvs—seems to manically oscillate from wanting managers who did a little worse this season than last (even within basic means regression) to get their asses sacked, and condemning chairman from doing just that.

For example, general consensus holds that Abramovich sacking Carlo Ancelotti in 2011 was bad, but City sacking Mancini at the end of this season was good. Why? Well, ineffable reasons involving the fact that Mancini seemed like he didn’t know what he was doing at times, a conclusion we made entirely based on the tiny little bit we knew of the guy from his press conferences, his substitutions and tactical formations, and his hair. Ancelotti apparently did not have those issues.

In the end it may not matter at all. Chelsea won a European Cup under a now-sacked manager in Roberto Di Matteo (do you see the Italian dots all connected here?), and this season they won the Europa League under a guy who was hauled in last minute to replace him.

Still, one wonders over the Frank Lampard one year extension, whether this was decided on the basis of his long-term performance, his fitness, his injury analytics etc. And maybe it was decided on the fact he scored a record-setting number of goals and helped the club on their way to winning a major European trophy.

The thing is, it probably doesn’t matter. This is Chelsea. The supporting cast could be entirely different next season, and there they’ll be, confounding pundits and long-game advocates on their way to glory.

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Okay, so I’ve been doing some social media research and I’ve figured out what you’re supposed to think of this final.

It was a good European final.

Benfica have had a rough week, particularly as they conceded a late, looping header to Branislav Ivanovic, which is a kick in the proverbial nuts following their weekend in which they conceded a late goal against Porto to Kelvin for their first loss of the season in the Portuguese league, which likely means they’ve lost the title. Jorge Jesus!

John Terry is kind of a loser for being so into grabbing the Big Vase in a game in which he didn’t even make the team sheet, following his insistence on being able to hoist the European Cup after he was suspended on a red card. What a jerk, guys, amirite?

Juan Mata basically holds everything at the moment:

Hey, isn’t it hilarious that Chelsea fans thought Rafa was terrible and now they have a Giant Football Vase? That’s hilarious! Also, from a serious journalistic standpoint, Rafa Benitez is suddenly a good manager and Guilleme Balague was right this entire time, because he won trophies with Valencia, Liverpool, Inter and Chelsea. Idiots.

Fernando Torres was “composed.” He’s very good because Spain and Chelsea have a lot of trophies at the moment.

Stutter steps in a penalty can lead to injury.

Matic had a good game for Benfica. Transfer rumours.

Gary Cahill? Remember that guy?

Chelsea can sack managers and still win trophies, ergo everybody sack their manager. RIGHT NOW.

That’s it for now. Here’s a GIF of that final header:

Number 203 looked quite similar to the goals that preceded it. With it, Lamps breaks Bobby Tambling’s Chelsea record and all but assures the Blues a place in the Champions League next season.

Gif via @FeintZebra

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Expecting the officials to see this is insane and unfair. Either way moments like these will not happen next year. To the future. Also worth noting is the amazing clearance by Ashley Westwood.

Image via TheJawbone

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Chelsea midfielder Ramires grew up in a poor district of Sao Paulo called Boa Sorte, meaning Good Luck, but there was not much fortune in his life early on. He shared a cramped apartment, which had only one bedroom, with his mother, grandmother, and two brothers and when he wanted to play football, had to share a pitch with a local herd of cows.

As a teenager, he helped his uncles work as bricklayers, even though he didn’t enjoy the hard labour. “I remember working with the hot sun in my face, carrying stones, sand and bricks,” he once said. But the family needed money and Ramires was providing.

He would work for eight hours every day before his football training in the evenings. “I worked from 8am until 4pm. Training was at 430pm. I cycled home from work, got changed then took the bike out and would train and then go home.”

That same energy and spirit has helped his career blossom in Europe; and while the larger-than-life figure of David Luiz may dominate Chelsea’s Europa League final build-up against his former club Benfica next week, it’s worth remembering that Ramires also spent a year in Lisbon as well.
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It was from a late Gary Lineker goal, February 12th, 1990. Incidentally, that was also the last season Spurs finished third in the first division. Chelsea finished fifth. Behind Arsenal.

Image via Azartwin.com

Image via Azartwin.com

What a day of English football! In all seriousness today’s games were lackluster and that’s being charitable. The Merseyside Derby ended with no goals and a number of articles like this. Chelsea bagged three points at Old Trafford thanks to a Phil Jones own goal. Rafael was sent off in the 89th minute for lashing out at David Luiz. The punishment was more for the intent than the actual pain inflicted and the ensuing melee didn’t help the Brazilian’s cause. In any case, that’s some good acting. Ben Kingsley’s Gandhi good.

Chelsea’s victory sets up a huge fixture on Wednesday, when Spurs visit Stamford Bridge.

Gif via Tomas Roncero