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First, this was stolen from Dirty Tackle. So to assuage myself of any guilt for stealing from the master, to wit: Brooks Peck is insanely funny. If you don’t read his blog, you’re kind of a weirdo. Chances are you probably do anyway because he’s a phenom.

Okay, so the reason I linked to this is…what’s the deal with Arcade Fire’s permanent influence on advertising soundtracks? I mean, these riffs could be directly from Funeral. This is now the gold standard of elevator music. It’s not even particularly appropriate here. Anyway, that’s all.

Cristiano Ronaldo is aware he has an image problem. I suppose there’s already a problem when you’re in a position to talk about your ‘image problem.’ I mean, could you imagine Leighton Baines speaking to his public image? “Yeah, I suppose I worry people might think I’ve time traveled from 1972 to find my future son and help him in the coming resistance against the robots.”

Anyway, he had this to say on the whether his image has affected his chances in the past when it comes to winning the FIFA-ruined Ballon d’Or prize:

“It’s question that I never give the 100% right answer, because sometimes I really don’t know. Maybe I agree, I have bad image on the pitch… because I’m too serious, but if you really know me, if you are my friend, if I leave you inside my house, if you share the day with me, you will know I hate to lose.

“People who call me arrogant, I would like to sit with them and to have a chat with them to see which way to they think I’m arrogant because I think they need to sit with me to know who is the real Cristiano.”

Again, perhaps Lionel Messi does interviews where he wonders why people don’t take the time to learn about the ‘real Lionel,’ thereby triggering the part of my brain that alerts me to the well-known fact that people who refer to themselves in the third person probably have an image problem.

But if memory serves, Messi tends to say things like, “Madrid are one of the best teams in the world and games against them are always nice to play. Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the best, and Pepe is a great defender.”

This isn’t about Messi though. It’s about Ronaldo, and his image problem.

Cris ain’t happy. Cris wants to get paid like he should. Cris scores goals nobody else can. Cris don’t like Messi and those boys at Barca. Cris heading to Paris.

This poor attempt at imitating a drug addict from Infinite Jest is brought to you by the big rumor of the day. While PSG’s pockets were thought to be emptied with reckless abandon it appears they may be bottomless – thanks to their potential “agreement” with club “sponsor” Qatar National Bank. From the boss man himself via Sky Sports:

“I don’t know if it is a transfer the club could do. Ronaldo is the symbol of Real Madrid. But which coach could state he doesn’t want Cristiano Ronaldo?” He told L’Equipe. “I believe he could play with Ibra without any trouble. Anyway they have the qualities to play together. “He added: “I don’t think it could set any trouble of egos. At Milan, I had a lot of players with strong characters, and we built an amazing team.”

Ambiguous enough and to be frank this sport is inundated by countless bullshit rumors that go nowhere. He’s not really saying anything here. Which coach could state he doesn’t want CR7? – no one, he’s right. L’Equipe asks a question like this in hopes of garnering a quote that leaves everything to the imagination. Well done folks. Club president Sheik Al Khelaifi denies there is any interest according to the report, but surely an experienced manager like the Carlo wouldn’t spout off and risk enraging his bosses by fueling the hysteria mills. Right?

1. Photo of the day

Ryo Miyaichi really wanted to play.

2. Tweet of the day

 

Alex’s definition of good football is far too nuanced for you or I.

3. Downplaying significant stuff of the day

Jose Mourinho isn’t worried about CR7. Why should he be, anyways. The Portuguese superstar may not be happy, but his performance on the pitch hasn’t suffered. I don’t believe a word of what I just wrote. An individual’s stature, or lack there of, shouldn’t be taken into account when mental health is in play. Mourinho came off like a bit of a clown, frankly:

“If he’s sad and plays the way he plays, that is perfect by me, it is all the same to me,” Mourinho said during a news conference Friday.

It’s a business, I get that. But Mourinho’s casual dismissal of Ronaldo’s ‘sadness’ is grating. Managers are not babysitters, but their success is defined by the players on the field. After making a living off of these men, treating their problems with utter disdain is not cool. In the same press conference Mourhinho spoke about this fact:

“I am a coach and results are my job because when the results aren’t good, I get killed,” Mourinho said. “Cristiano works at the highest level, sometimes better and other times worse and he can’t always score goals, but he is a team player, works in solidarity and in our practices and at our level of discipline he sets the highest example.”

Pitch perfect. He’s right and we know it, but I think he needs to sit down with his star and talk – would be surprised if they haven’t already.

4. Video of the day

Via r/soccer we get this string of amazing challenges in the Manchester United-Wigan game. It’s like FIFA in real life!

It’s not about the money, you shallow, shallow people. From CR7′s Twitter account:

That I am feeling sad and have expressed this sadness has created a huge stir. I am accused of wanting more money, but one day it will be shown that this is not the case. At this point, I just want to guarantee to the Real Madrid fans that my motivation, dedication, commitment and desire to win all competitions will not be affected. I have too much respect for myself and for Real Madrid to ever give less to the club than all I am capable of. Abrazos to all madridistas

In my limited experience on planet earth, any time anyone says it’s not about the money means it’s precisely about the money, although there may be some boot-throwing story to emerge at some point.

My own feeling is this will be about as banal as we think it is: something related to a “lack of spiritual support” over his UEFA award snub or some such nonsense. Hell, people have gone into paroxysms of sadness over losing their parking spot, so, well, it could be anything. I CAN’T WAIT TO FIND OUT.

The Lead

There’s something that I don’t want to do this morning, and that’s complain about rich footballers being upset because earning a pile of money to be really good at football should, ipso facto, equal unbridled, unending happiness, a sun without a sphere, a sea without a shore, etc. etc. We’ve covered enough of the effects of depression on footballers to know that just isn’t the case. Happiness is relative, whether you’re a groundskeeper or Leighton Baines.

But that doesn’t mean there is a limit to sympathy one can extend to some of the most privileged human beings on earth. Yes, footballers are the meaty gears that keep the club football machine in operation. But without clubs, they would have nowhere to play. And without fans, clubs would not exist. It’s the circle of life.

This perspective seems to have been lost on four footballers in the headlines today. First, Ronaldo-Is-Sad-Gate continues in the Spanish and English press. Marca offers up the frontrunning explanation for Cristiano’s cryptic remarks following his weekend match. Take a deep breath, children:

Ronaldo’s sadness can’t be cured with money. Of course the Portuguese star feels disgruntled by the wage he is on – €10 million net per year, the same as Kaká – especially when compared to what other star players earn in the world of football.

But Ronaldo is more concerned about respect, affection and recognition as opposed to an improved contract. The player does not feel he has the backing of the club, his teammates or the fans. At least, not the way believes he deserves.

He is disappointed with Real Madrid because of its lack of support as a club in his quest for the UEFA Best Player in Europe Award and also because of other small details that other clubs do for their star players which he does not have. He also feels frustrated with Real’s system of selecting a captain, which is based on the time the players spend at the club.

The saddened star is also worried that his teammates do not see him as a leader on the pitch and in the changing room. He thinks they do not appreciate the sacrifices he has made for the team.

In regard to the Santiago Bernabéu faithful, he still lays the blame on the fans for not unanimously defending him on the day he was booed and for not worshipping him every time he scores a goal.

Of course all of this could be untrue, simple tabloid speculation with an eye to provocation. But if there are even kernels of truth here among this soggy, nauseating brown, someone needs to take Ronaldo aside to have a wee chit chat and perhaps a smack or two on the back of his head.

Ronaldo of course is not alone in his special needs. New Tottenham goalkeeper Hugo Lloris was “upset” with Andre Villas-Boas for intimating the French goalkeeper will have to be better than Brad Friedel, who was sensational in goal against Norwich on the weekend, to earn the starting spot in the team.

Because apparently agents and the size of transfer fees decide these things, not the manager of the football club in question. Even if Lloris had some sort of point, why make it through a Didier Deschamps-sized proxy? Man up Hugo, say it to the manager’s face, and keep it in house. You have fans to win over.

Meanwhile Clint Dempsey, at least by comparison, comes out of his transfer saga looking like a gentleman. Yet it’s telling how it’s now perfectly normal for talented players to speak of football clubs with century long histories as stepping stones on a long and winding career path.

This is perhaps not entirely Dempsey’s fault; the Premier League money machine has all-but built a wall between certain clubs and a chance at meaningful competition in Europe. But it would be hard as a Fulham fan to feel much respect for the man after so many years of wonderful play. Professional football clubs only don’t exist to make young Texan boys’ dreams come true, in the end.

And is that wasn’t enough, Dmitar Berbatov felt aggrieved enough to burn a fairly important bridge in his career, which is almost standard practice these days.

It would seem the mere inkling of disappointment is reason to feel aggrieved, disappointed, or sad. Surely the psychological nadir of the age of player power…
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“Una bomba que detonó en la zona mixta del Bernabéu”

Real Madrid finally got their first win of the Primera Division season, Sunday, and the Cristiano Ronaldo brace that propelled the champions to the three points at home to Granada took the Portugal captain’s tally for the club to 150 goals from 149 matches.

Ronaldo didn’t celebrate the achievement, however, and in a post-match scrum with reporters outside the Madrid dressing room he explained why.

“I’m sad because of a professional issue, and the club know why. That’s why I didn’t celebrate the goals—because I’m not happy,” he said, adding, “The people [at the club] know why [I’m unhappy].”

The outburst, wrote Spanish daily Marca, was like “a bombshell detonated in the Bernabéu mixed zone,” and a game of speculation immediately kicked off as to why Ronaldo was so suddenly out of sorts. Read the rest of this entry »