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We’ve been hearing a lot about the club kit man lately, thanks to the former Man City kit man Stephen Aziz’s assessment of his former boss on Twitter today. The Independent has gone so far (too far, maybe?) in saluting four of the best kit men in England.

Seattle Sounders’ performance analyst Ravi Ramineni was kind enough to pass on this video of the Sounders kit man Nolan Myer. We learn the job involves a lot of packing, laundry, late night preparation, and Christmas-themed pin up calendars. Enjoy!

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Quite apt that Tony Barrett, who wrote an article on how football has taken itself a tad too seriously this week, would put this out on his feed:

This list from Buzzfeed UK is from a very mid nineties, English perspective (despite the photo of kids in their Tims shirts for rule #9), but a lot of this will ring true for those of us who threw down sweaters on dog-shit laden, overgrown, lumpy parks and declared they were “Baggio” this game.

My own fave?

Rule #17, Alternative balls. Lord, the things we kicked around.

So the Professional Footballers Association in England hired a comedian, Reginald Hunter, who had a history of provocative jokes along racial lines, to do some stand up comedy for the PFA Awards. Lo and behold, Hunter made provocative jokes along racial lines.

The choice of the n-word using comedian provoked strong criticism from Kick It Out, and the PFA via its chairman Clarke Carlisle acknowledged its error in judgment. Any discussion of context was immediately condemned all around, from Kick it Out and football journalist alike. No one escaped blame or responsibility in this, including a media that immediately called out the PFA for hiring the comedian, then turned around and criticized them for admitting their error in judgment.

This incident has since made the PFA go completely, totally insane. If this is true, at least:

This after the PFA already said it wasn’t blaming Hunter’s brand of comedy, just that it was inappropriate for the event, although there are reports Hunter—the controversial comedian hired by the PFA—was told not to make controversial jokes by the PFA. How does one argue this case in court, exactly?

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The story, which was Tweeted out by Rob Harris and was initially highlighted by @shinguardian, is in the Sports Business Daily:

Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross’ dream of transforming Sun Life Stadium into a center for soccer in the United States could get a big boost this summer by way of an international tournament involving some top soccer brands.

Details are sparse, as organizers had yet to finalize deals with the teams or media outlets by deadline. But talks have progressed far enough that Ross’ RSE Ventures has scheduled a press conference for Tuesday in Miami to unveil the single-elimination tournament.

The event’s organizers are close to finalizing terms with Fox on a three-year deal to cover what’s being billed as the International Champions Cup. While nothing has been signed, initial plans have Fox Soccer Channel carrying the tournament this year, with Fox Sports 1 carrying it in 2014 and 2015.

As Charles Boehm mentions, this could be Ross and Fox edging in on Soccer United Marketing’s territory:

In any case, this has all the hallmarks of yet another entirely unnecessary shirt-selling expedition that will only add to the damaging number of games teams are expected to play each year, particularly if the tournament is an added date to a summer tour. “Enjoy.”

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Tor-Kristian Karlsen, the Internet’s football golden boy of late, banged on about something last Wednesday that I’ve been banging on about for years now—the complete lack of care and attention paid to managerial appointments:

It never ceases to amaze me that the appointment of a new manager (or head coach, depending on the club’s structure) – surely the most important piece of recruitment a club is likely to make – seems to be given so little consideration. The shortlist seems more often than not to be made up of whoever is being touted by the press and anyone recommended by agents known to the chairman or board. And the selection committee’s perceptions of their potential new managers are generally formed from hearsay and how they come across in the media – not necessarily an accurate portrayal of someone’s real character. The reasoning rarely goes beyond “he did a good job at x, so let’s have him”.

One of the reasons I get tetchy when people criticize football analytics along the lines of “there are just some things numbers can’t tell you” is because a lot of football clubs don’t even do basic, simple research when it comes to the managerial role. Like looking into a candidates track record in the transfer window. Or looking at their footballing philosophy and tactical approach to see if it roughly jibes with the beliefs and approach of the rest of the staff.

I guess the reason why clubs seem to just hire any old available person is because the manager is simply expected to bend the entire club to their will, which I guess is kind of like expecting a single, flashy CEO hire to turn around a flagging company (which many investors in fact do hope will happen). In football, the only thing that seems to matter in hiring managers is experience. And for that reason, football tends to recycle a lot of bad managers simply because they were bad managers somewhere else first—see the legacy of Paul Jewell.

To be fair, there isn’t a lot of good data on just how exactly a manager influences and improves a club on the field of play. But not all hirings and firings are equal. Sometimes a particularly hire makes perfect sense, as with Michael Laudrup’s appointment at high-lined, possession-minded Swansea. Sometimes it’s not obvious until the after the fact. When Nigel Adkins was sacked from Southampton and replaced by Mauricio Pochettino, everyone in the English football circuit seemed shocked and appalled.

And yet we had some data on Pochettino’s previous impact at the club level from his time at Espanyol. There were a lot of question marks over whether Southampton was a club capable of absorbing Pochettino’s message quickly enough to improve. Their 3-3-2 record, which includes wins over Liverpool and Chelsea, has at least silenced some of the doubters.

It was a risk that, with the Saints now in 12th place (though only 4 points above the relegation zone), seemed to have been worth it. The same cannot be said of Adkins appointment to Reading, and cannot yet be said of Paolo Di Canio’s stint at Sunderland. But there was certainly no slam dunk case for the selection of either, at least in footballing terms.

And so here’s the thing: if clubs are as knee-jerk and frankly stupid as they are in something as important as selecting a manager, why should any of us expect them to invest the time, resources and knowledge into either player development, advanced scouting, or the transfer market?

From Cahiers du Football, who noted the resemblance is striking. French news site RTL.fr reports that Gerard Depardieu, who was a pretty obsequious presence at the last FIFA Ballon d’Or event, will be playing Jules Rimet in an upcoming movie.

Which of course makes perfect sense. Here’s Depardieu:

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And here’s Rimet (on the left):

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To which I can only say: was Ben Kingsley not available?

Imagine your favourite team as a symphony. Barcelona as Mozart’s Jupiter symphony, Dortmund as Beethoven’s 5th, Juventus as Mahler’s 3rd and United as Shostakovich’s 10th.

Now imagine your favourite team playing together all listening to these timeless sounds.

An alien idea for now, but a recent study at the German University of Hannover revealed that players who simultaneously listen to music during a game play better football and improve their passing game. The research project was led by Professor Alfred Effenberg who dubbed it ‘SoundSoccer’. He even hired a local composer to create the music for the project.

This wasn’t the first study that tried to determine the affect of music on the mental faculties of humans. According to Die Welt, in 2009, a similar study from the University of Salzburg already showed that musicians who played together revealed similar brain activity. In other words, their brainwaves began to synchronize due to the music.

But could this concept apply to athletes? The results are remarkable.

The study consisted of two teams with five players each. Each team played 10 minutes with synchronized music and 10 minutes with asynchronized music. The last ten minutes were played without any music at all.
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