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Wrongo Bongo!

Wrongo Bongo!

Just what in the hell is going on in European football at the moment? WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN EUROPEAN FOOTBALL AT THE MOMENT?

Paris Saint-Germain have rejected an approach from Real Madrid for their coach Carlo Ancelotti, the club president, Nasser al-Khelaifi, said on Monday.

“They [Madrid] came and I discussed it with them,” Khelaifi said. “He’s got a contract with us for one more year … for me, he’s here next year. He’s a fantastic guy and I’m sure he’ll respect his contract.”

You know QSI and I used to be tight when we were all interested in exposing a certain Times-duping conman, who we will call Bob Real. Since then my polite inquiries on the Wayne Rooney saga have gone unanswered.

So I’m hurt a little here, guys. In any case, this is whack from Real Madrid. I suppose if it’s the bauble in Europe they’re obsessed with than Ancelotti makes it worth a punt, and no one should think this thing is anything more than a punt. But it does show Real Madrid is already flailing around for their Mourinho replacement. And…well. If you think Ancelotti—the guy who lost Ligue 1 to Montpellier last season—is going to knock Barcelona off their effing perch, I’ve got an HTC First to sell you (that’s tech humour of the kind you use when you get company-wide emails with news in the tech world. Tech is short for technology by the way).

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The legend of Zlatan grows as French spending kings PSG captured the Ligue 1 title for the first time in 19 years. Jérémy Menez’s goal in the 53rd minute was enough against Lyon at Stade de Gerland. The title marks the 12th title in 13 years for Swedish superman Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Trophies for six clubs in four different countries–Ibra the best. The result also means we’ll be seeing Joey Barton and the folks from Marseille in the Champions League group stage. That will be fun.

Not only does money buy happiness, it wins titles as well.

Update: So about that happiness part. Ibra got into an argument with club director Leonardo in the dressing room.

According to Tancredi Palmeri Leonardo asked Ibra to undergo a drug test. The man wanted to party. Tancredi has more on the bizarre incident on his twitter feed.

When the issue of violence against referees is in the headlines, particularly in the US where a referee was killed after being punched by a player, Leonardo is at the centre of controversy as the PDG director was caught on film body-checking the referee after his team failed to secure the Ligue 1 title in a 1-1 draw with Valenciennes. Yahoo! Sports reports:

[PSG's] Thiago Silva was sent off two minutes before the break against Daniel Sanchez’s side, and video footage showed the former AC Milan boss shoving Alexandre Castro in the tunnel. Should Castro decide to report the incident, the French authorities could slap the capital club with a hefty punishment and the Brazilian with a suspension.

Philippe Auclair claimed on Twitter Leonardo could be banned up to a year, and PSG could face a points deduction. Not something that the club needs on the verge of a likely title win.

(HT Philippe Auclair).

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It’s sometimes difficult to remember to think before you Tweet. We’ve all been there, me more than others. Even so, while I’m no PR flack, my gut tells me this is not an exchange you want to have on Twitter.

The backstory. Stephane Mbia used to play for Marseille. He now wants to return following the relegation of his current club QPR. So he half jokingly asked Joey Barton this on the Twitter today:

To which Joey replied:

Words that will live long in the memory should Barton ever find himself on the wrong side of a relegation battle. In any case this is at least a step up; Barton was today served a two-game ban for calling PSG’s Thiago Silva a “fat ladyboy.”

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Nice played Saint-Etienne on Saturday March 2, in a Ligue 1 game between two sides chasing the Champions League places but who would probably both settle for a Europa League spot. After 24 minutes, Nice’s Valentin Eysseric lunged late and dangerously into Saint-Etienne’s experienced midfielder Jeremy Clement, and the result was horrific.

As Clement fell to the ground in agony, his ankle fractured, TV pictures captured the bone at a right-angle as he struck the turf. It was horrendous, and Eysseric was quite rightly sent off. What happened next, though, was interesting and—given the ongoing saga following the challenge by Wigan’s Callum McManaman on Newcastle’s Masadio Haidara—instructive.

First of all, Clement was rushed to hospital and ruled out for six to eight months. Eysseric, 21 years old, sat in the dressing-room and felt sick. As soon as the game finished, he phoned Clement’s father and passed on his apologies. He took full blame for the injury, and told L’Equipe that he expected a long ban for his recklessness. That’s the thing about red cards in France; all carry one-match bans (the next match) and then get assessed and potentially extended depending on the severity of the incident.

Eysseric was eventually banned for 11 games (unlike most players, he turned up for his hearing), but by the time it was handed him, he had already formed an unlikely relationship with Clement. “I still feel guilty and the image of the ankle still haunts me,” Eysseric told L’Equipe. “But I felt better after speaking to Clement; he told me that the operation on the ankle had gone well, and he will be back playing football. Ultimately, he was the one who reassured me. I thought it was very classy of him. He must be mad at me, and this is normal, but he showed no sign if that.”

He also gave Eysseric a generous prognosis: the surgeon who operated on the ankle, Remi Philippot, had broken off his holidays to attend to the stricken player, but was not so confident. “It’s a serious injury, very serious, and his future [as a player] will depend on his ability to recuperate and other factors besides,” he told France Football. “We need to be honest, it’s serious and we can’t say for sure if he will be back or not. We will know more in three or four months.”

Eysseric visited Clement three days after the tackle; they spent an hour together in Saint-Etienne’s North Hospital, Room 329, and the Nice player brought in a box of cakes. “We are all human, dammit. The day we stop feeling for other people, we might as well all give up,” said Saint-Etienne’s emotional co-president Roland Romeyer during a teary interview with France Football the next Wednesday.

Now compare the reaction following the McManaman-Haidara challenge in England a fortnight ago. First of all, the resulting injury was nowhere near as serious as Clement’s, but the aftermath focused on whether McManaman would be banned or not. Surely not, boomed Wigan owner Dave Whelan: “The ball was there and McManaman got the ball as clean as a whistle, then followed through and they collided,” he said. “That’s an accident. There is not one ounce of malice.”

Coach Roberto Martinez said McManaman wanted to apologise to the player, but not before clearing his name. “It’s nothing malicious, he’s not that sort of boy. It’s the normal enthusiasm that you get in your debut… If Callum hasn’t apologised yet then he definitely will do that because we’re a football club where those values are very important.”

Haidara has since said he thought his career might have ended, and was surprised that there was no retrospective action taken. "You must protect players. This type of tackle cannot be condoned. The authorities must take action,” he told Le Parisien. “He could have ended my career and ruined my whole life and he will play again before me—ridiculous!”

No action was taken because referee Mark Halsey had seen the incident. Halsey, you may remember, was also in charge when Marouane Fellaini got away with head-butting his marker Ryan Shawcross during a game against Stoke, and subsequently elbowed and slapped the same player on two separate occasions. Halsey missed it, so that time Fellaini was given a retrospective three-match ban.

The FA has been roundly criticised for its stance on this issue, but for once, I have some sympathy with the governing body. I think that the FA would be open to a new red-card regulation, whereby every red card carried a one-match ban and was then subject to further punishment depending on the severity of the incident. If one player were to be shown a second yellow for slapping someone’s cheek, that might just be one game out; if someone else broke a player’s leg and ruled him out for the season, that could be eight games out. The Premier League clubs, whose players have more to lose, are the ones more likely to reject the proposal. And as new FA chairman Greg Dyke is soon to find out, the Premier League wags the tail of the FA more often than the other way around.

Looking at the sensible manner in which the Eysseric-Clement situation played out, it’s hard not to think that a similar system would make sense in England.

Stade de Reims Champagne v Paris Saint-Germain FC - Ligue 1

Yes, they were on the wrong side of a questionable offside call that saw Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s goal early in the second half disallowed, but PSG have to win games like this. Stade de Reims–sitting 16th in Ligue 1–were reduced to 10 men when Christopher Glombard was shown a second yellow after hauling down Javier Pastore. It didn’t matter. In the 64th Grzegorz Krychowiak scored the only goal of the game, sending PSG home with no points after they failed to capitalize on numerous chances. Lyon can tie Les Rouge-et-Bleu at the top of Ligue 1 if they beat Brest tomorrow.

Leonardo’s postgame comments have to be concerning. If the French giants can’t be bothered to match their opponents intensity they will be in trouble on Wednesday night when they welcome Valencia to The Parc des Princes. PSG are unbeaten in their last 22 games in European competition and lead 2-1 with two away goals, but they’ll be without Ibrahimovic (suspension).

Are PSG legitimate contenders in the UCL? Performances like today indicate they’re anything but.

JB’s first red card in France wasn’t spectacular. It was Joey being Joey. Nancy defeated Marseille 1-0 at Stade Vélodrome. Barton red. All is right with the world.