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Just what in the hell is going on in European football at the moment? WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN EUROPEAN FOOTBALL AT THE MOMENT?

Paris Saint-Germain have rejected an approach from Real Madrid for their coach Carlo Ancelotti, the club president, Nasser al-Khelaifi, said on Monday.

“They [Madrid] came and I discussed it with them,” Khelaifi said. “He’s got a contract with us for one more year … for me, he’s here next year. He’s a fantastic guy and I’m sure he’ll respect his contract.”

You know QSI and I used to be tight when we were all interested in exposing a certain Times-duping conman, who we will call Bob Real. Since then my polite inquiries on the Wayne Rooney saga have gone unanswered.

So I’m hurt a little here, guys. In any case, this is whack from Real Madrid. I suppose if it’s the bauble in Europe they’re obsessed with than Ancelotti makes it worth a punt, and no one should think this thing is anything more than a punt. But it does show Real Madrid is already flailing around for their Mourinho replacement. And…well. If you think Ancelotti—the guy who lost Ligue 1 to Montpellier last season—is going to knock Barcelona off their effing perch, I’ve got an HTC First to sell you (that’s tech humour of the kind you use when you get company-wide emails with news in the tech world. Tech is short for technology by the way).

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So this image is floating around on Reddit Soccer and I thought it would be instructive to look at its findings in context to illustrate why we should be careful not to draw easy conclusions.

Obviously this whoscored.com diagram seems to demonstrate that Jose Mourinho is dead on the money in rating Diego Lopez above Iker Casillas. But we should look at each category in turn to see why this may not be as conclusive as we might think.

For one, we don’t have a fair comparative sample size, correcting for opponent strength. We don’t know whether any of the indicators on this comparative chart are meaningful after either a 12 or 19 game sample. For all we know, the numbers are random noise, not reflective of underlying skill.

Take saves per game—perhaps Real Madrid’s defenders had a single bad game which drove up the number of shots, and the resulting number of saves. This isn’t a useful statistic.

The save percentage is a little different, though the sample size is small and we do know that save and shooting percentage are largely a product of random in game luck, which makes a little sense, considering the relative rarity of goals, and shots on goal. Still, simply pointing to a higher number as an absolute measure of quality would be a fool’s errand.

Moving down the list, crosses claimed—we would need to know the total number of crosses in the area to get a sense of fair comparison (i.e. percentage of crosses claimed), and even then, we have no idea whether this metric is a function of luck or opponent strength or tactical formation.

Accurate long-balls per game—accurate in what sense? Did he pick out a target from distance? Or was the long-ball merely better claimed by one of his team-mates? And again, all the above rules apply.

I know pointing these things out is a bit like popping a balloon, or shooting a fish in a barrel, but simply collecting a grab bag of numbers with the veneer of meaning is not a good objective measure of quality. It’s actually really goddamn difficult to determine via player stats just what makes a good goalkeeper good.

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I’m hesitant to do this because I generally quite like Gab Marcotti, but he was very wide of the mark on his assessment of Jose Mourinho’s time at Real Madrid. After he lists Mourinho’s resume at Madrid—which, it should be said, for any other manager and any other club, would be extraordinary—he reaches this odd conclusion:

For an average manager, those aren’t horrible results. But Mourinho isn’t Joe tracksuit-and-clipboard (or, these days, sponsored fleece-and-iPad). He is the highest-paid coach in a major European league. Real Madrid paid more than $16 million in compensation just to free him from his Inter Milan contract. They expected him to be a difference-maker.

This is the crux of Marcotti’s argument—that because Mourinho was paid a lot of money by Madrid and had a lot of good players including Ronaldo, he should have done better against an historically brilliant Barcelona side with one of the greatest ever footballers and possibly the best midfield in the last three decades, if not longer. He also says Mourinho failed because he had a “siege mentality” and he didn’t have a clearly delineated tactical legacy for pseuds to fawn over for years after.

Some brief context. Jose Mourinho’s win percentage at Real Madrid is the third highest in Real Madrid history, at 72.67%. This is an accomplishment of which Marcotti states, “For an average manager, those aren’t horrible results.” Despite the lame attempt to compare Mourinho to the manager with the second highest win percentage—Manuel Pelligrini, who managed Madrid the season before Mourinho’s arrival—that record involved a mere 48 matches compared to Mourinho’s 172. Moreover, Pelligrini exited the round of 16 tie in the Champions League against Lyon, and went out in the round of 32 stage in the Copa del Rey against AD Alcorcón. Mourinho by contrast reached the Champions League semis three times and won the Copa del Rey once.
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I’ll be the first to admit: there’s a part of me that can’t deal with watching my club play. I think a lot of us understand that feeling of dread well. How different it must be then for someone with actual money/job security on the line. Which is why I think we might give our sympathies to Hans-Joachim Watzke, the Borussia Dortmund chairman who locked himself in the washroom in the dying stages of Dortmund’s Champions League match against Real Madrid:

The Germans conceded two late goals to José Mourinho’s side before clinging on to secure a 4-3 aggregate win and book their place in the final at Wembley. “It seems like we only can do it with drama,” Watzke said on the club’s official website.

“For the first time in my life I had to give up due to heart problems. I went to the toilet for the last minutes, locked myself in, covered my ears and looked at my watch. I had all kinds of thoughts going through my head.”

Lord knows it might be a good idea for Watzke to pull a Billy Beane for the final and just go for a nice drive.

Real Madrid v Borussia Dortmund - UEFA Champions League Semi Final: Second Leg

Game in a sentence

Two late goals from Real Madrid weren’t enough to advance to the Champions League final as Borussia Dortmund win 3-4 on aggregate.

Observations

  • Despite a late scare in the final 10 minutes of the match, the thrill factor was largely absent for the rest of the match. 2-0 was as much as Madrid could muster.
  • So yes, the team that has caught everyone’s imagination and adoration is heading to the final.
  • Jose Mourinho made a few changes to the lineup. He left Sami Khedira out and instead paired Xabi Alonso with Luka Modric.
  • Angel Di Maria also returned, allowing Mesut Oezil to play in his more natural position, in the centre right behind Gonzalo Higuain. The German international created many chances, but missed a crucial opportunity early in the game.
  • Di Maria surely added a level of energy and speed that was missing in the first leg. Modric also connected finely with Di Maria and created several great passes.
  • In the first 15 minutes, Higuain, Cristiano Ronaldo and Ozil all had incredible chances, but failed to convert. Higuain got the first chance for his team. His right-footer, however, was poor and Roman Weidenfeller was quick to cut down the angle and make the save with his stretched-out leg.
  • That chance was followed by Ronaldo’s attempt, which went straight to the Dortmund keeper, who managed to make the save. Ozil had another excellent opportunity for Madrid on the right side, but his attempt also went wide.
  • The majority of Madrid’s attacks came from the right flank in the first half. Alonso and Modric bonded for most of the night until Mou opted for change in the second. Modric’s effort and performance were top-notch. His passing was also very effective.
  • Madrid excelled the first 30 minutes, yet their attacks slowly subsided. Their advancements left the German side tantalized with Marcel Schmelzer and Sven Bender looking quite vulnerable on the left side.
  • Dortmund did a fine job of absorbing the Spanish side’s pressure. But the attacks also forced them to concede three corners early in the game. BVB was more reactive than proactive. Their high-tempo and high-pressing tactics were missing and only short spells of it were present today.
  • At the beginning, the German side struggled to create any chances. It was only when los Blancos’ failed to sustain the pressure that die Schwarzgelben managed to step up their game. BVB’s first good opportunity came from Robert Lewandowski in the 13th minute. He couldn’t finish though.
  • Goalkeepers were solid on both ends. Diego Lopez made several salient saves, and Weidenfeller kept his team in the game when it mattered. He produced important saves in the first 30 minutes as well as in the final 10 minutes, despite conceding two late goals.
  • Mats Hummels also had a superb game tonight. He cleared and intercepted several of Madrid’s balls. Lukasz Piszczek also kept a close eye on Ronaldo and curtailed his movement deep in Dortmund’s own zone.
  • In the 14th minute, Mario Goetze had to leave the game due to some sort of hamstring injury. He was replaced by Kevin Grosskreutz. German media reporting he’ll likely miss the match against Bayern Munich this Saturday, but should be fit for the CL final in Wembley.
  • With all the licit and illicit pre-game talk by Mou, Sergio Ramos surely didn’t miss a word of it. He was excessively physical with the Polish striker and was lucky enough to get away with the fouls. Alonso also reacted very unprofessionally towards Lewandowski and appeared to slap the player in the face at one point during the game.
  • In the second half, it was more of the same. Only now, Dortmund had the better chances, including a few by Robert Lewandowski, who just couldn’t repeat the magic away at the Bernabeu.
  • His best attempt came in the 49th minute on a slide from Marco Reus, only to hit the crossbar. Although Reus didn’t make the same exceptional runs as we witnessed in the last match, he still had a strong performance tonight.
  • The wastefulness continued, with a spectacular miss by Ilkay Gundogan in the 62nd minute. Gundogan really wasn’t as decisive as usual. When Reus slipped him the ball, he should have beaten Diego Lopez, but the Madrid keeper made a confident save throwing his full body in front of the ball. Credit to Lopez, the save was exceptional and well read.
  • With time running out and the score still level, Mou brought on Karim Benzema for Higuain and Kaka for Fabio Coentrao in the 57th. He also replaced Alonso with Khedira. The substitutions soon made their impact. It was an intelligent move playing with one less defender as Madrid came very close to possibly creating an upset.
  • The final 10 minutes were pulsating. In fact, it was so intense; that some at the game were reporting the BVB CEO Hans-Joachim Watzke reportedly left for the game once the score was 2-0 and didn’t return until the final whistle.
  • While this wasn’t the most entertaining match, Benzema’s goal brought a message of hope to a demoralized side. He scored on a pass from Oezil in the 83rd. The next 7 minutes were thrilling.
  • Madrid’s offence continued to hound Dortmund, with Weidenfeller making a series of key saves, but his defenders (and the team as whole, actually) struggled to clear the ball and Ramos eventually added another goal (with Benzema assisting) in the 88th minute.
  • Could karma hit back at BVB? Could Madrid make a comeback? Dortmund dealt with the late scare much better in the five minutes of added time, clearing the ball and holding on to the ball to kill time.
  • BVB’s unbeaten streak was finally brought to an end. They’re not invincible, after all. Despite losing tonight, they were the better team in the 180 minutes and deserved to advance to the CL final in Wembley.
  • As for Madrid, the most important development there will deal with Mou and his future at the club.
  • Perhaps, 2013 is the year of the Bundesliga. This could be the year the Germans make history and have an all-German Uefa final.
  • Choosing three stars wasn’t so easy for this match with some players on both sides having a phenomenal night. Modric was key for Madrid. Oezil’s creativity was also in full swing, just unlucky at converting. Di Maria definitely an energy boost, but couldn’t finish. Lopez with some incredible saves and Benzema of course with a goal and assist. Whereas for Dortmund, Reus was strong, Hummels just as sturdy in defence and Weidenfeller (despite the two goals) made a few very very very important saves.
  • Perhaps, the audience can choose the three best players for this game. Feel free to post them below.

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Game in a sentence

Robert Lewandowski scores four goals as Borussia Dortmund hammer Real Madrid in the first leg of the Champions League semi-finals.

Observations

  • Dortmund are resilient in the face of controversy. The team didn’t allow the leaked news of Mario Goetze joining rivals Bayern Munich to destabilize their chances of reaching the Champions League final.
  • There were even reports of tighter security during Dortmund’s training session, and one report even suggested Goetze’s brother was bullied at school.
  • Juergen Klopp spoke and the players and fans listened. Klopp appealed for a special night and that is what he got. His team stayed united and didn’t allow Real Madrid to capitalize on the drama.
  • Even the atmosphere at the stadium wasn’t hampered by the news although there were earlier fears of abuse and jeering towards Goetze.
  • While all the pre-match talk was over Goetze, the game had Robert Lewandowski written all over it.
  • In the 7th minute Marco Reus made a spectacular run from the half-way line past several Madrid defenders, but couldn’t get his shot near the net. The rebound ended with Lewandowski, who should have instinctively tapped it in rather than trying to do too much with the ball.
  • A minute later, however, he made up for the earlier miss. Ilkay Gundogan passed the ball to Goetze who was waiting on the left. Goetze made the cross and Robert Lewandowski tapped it in, foiling Pepe. Lewandowski is now a top-scorer for Poland in the Champions League.
  • At best, Madrid only looked dangerous for a few minutes, especially on the counter with their speed. But the Dortmund defence was rock solid and hindered them from establishing their usual pace.
  • BVB were transitioning beautifully and pressing high up the pitch. The back-four, which at times appeared vulnerable in the past, were communicating brilliantly. Marcel Schmelzer was constantly throwing his body in front of the ball and troubling Mesut Oezil’s attempts from the right flank, who was paired with Luka Modric (Mou opted to go with him instead of Angel di Maria in the starting XI) in the centre and Ronaldo on the left.
  • The entire game, Madrid struggled to create any real chances, with several coming from set pieces, especially in the first half. Oezil and Modric lacked creativity and kept having their passes intercepted. Sami Khedira was a physical presence, but his advancements were continually held back.
  • Weidenfeller was absolutely stellar in net. He made a a few great saves on a slew of free kicks in the first 45 minutes. In the 24th minute he made a save on Ronaldo’s and then had to endure three more free-kicks from Xabi Alonso’s left side. One went wide and Weidenfeller made a double save on the third one.
  • The German side did a fine job of containing Ronaldo, denying the Portuguese his trademark dribbling and speedy runs forward. As in the group stages, Dortmund cut Alonso out of the game, denying him the creative ability to make key passes to the forward line.
  • A loss in concentration by BVB, allowed the Spanish side to score their only goal of the night. Dortmund were busy appealing for a penalty after Reus was brought down. Meanwhile Mats Hummels failed to control the ball and underhit it. Higuain was there to take advantage of the mistake and crossed it to Ronaldo, who volleyed it into the empty net. This was his 12th goal of the competition.
  • But die Schwarzgelben were in cruise control, in particular their prolific striker Lewandowski. He scored his second in the 50th minute after Reus made a pass just outside the penalty box. Madrid protested saying it was offside, but the replay showed it was onside.
  • The Polish international went on to score four goals, that’s four in 66 minutes, with one coming from a penalty kick. The penalty was awarded after Alonso pushed Reus to the ground.
  • Pepe and Raphael Varane (with the latter starting off strong) really had difficulty defending against Lewandowski, whose hat-trick was a hard-fought effort. After controlling the ball from a forceful Schmelzer shot, Lewandowski slammed it into the top of the net. Diego Lopez stood no chance.
  • Lewandowski became the first player in European football to score four goals against Real Madrid in a single game. And he almost made it five, but Diego Lopez, with probably his best save of the night, denied him that record.
  • As always, the crowd at the Westfalenstadion exploded. Surprisingly, viewers weren’t treated to another brilliant tifo before kick-off. Perhaps, next time.
  • Even after Madrid’s first goal, they failed to shift any momentum their way. BVB were incredible at controlling the game. Klopp wanted his team to play with Vollgasveranstaltungen and his team executed. It was another exciting and passionate performance.
  • Die Schwarzgelben continued to play a very compact game denying Madrid the leeway to set up a pace. BVB were counterpressing all night and swarming key players on the Spanish side whenever they touched the ball.
  • Jose Mourinho made a few substitutions in the second half, but it was pointless. Karim Benzema came on for Higuain, Kaka for Alonso and Di Maria for Modric. It’ll be hard to make a comeback now that they’re down 4-1, even with the return leg at the Santiago Bernabeu.
  • As for Dortmund, they’re the only team that still hasn’t lost a game in the CL.
  • It’ll be hard to see Dortmund next season without Goetze, who has incredible chemistry with teammates Reus and striker Lewandowski. The wunderkind played another strong game tonight and was involved in the first goal.
  • It’s on every football fans’ wishlist to keep this team intact. They’re truly something special, especially for a team that’s on a much smaller budget than any of the other European giants and even mid-table clubs.

Three Stars

Lewandowski
Weidenfeller
Reus

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Game in a sentence

Despite a short-lived scare in the second half, Real Madrid advance to the semi-finals of the Champions League thanks to two goals by Ronaldo.

Observations

  • There were no upsets or miracles on a cloudy Tuesday night in Istanbul’s Turk Telekom Arena. But in the second half, Galatasaray came quite close to creating magic.
  • Gala was without Burak Yilmaz, the Champions League top scorer alongside Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi, who had received a questionable yellow in the first leg. Fortunately, the club’s big winter signings stepped up to the plate today.
  • Sergio Ramos and Xabi Alonso were missing for Real Madrid. Pepe replaced the former in centre back. Michael Essien started but was substituted for Alvaro Arbeloa after a hamstring injury half hour into the game.
  • The Spanish side dominated the first half whereas the second had Galatasaray written all over it. The pressure nearly paid off for the Turkish side, but at the end Madrid composed themselves. Plus, overcoming such a huge deficit proved insurmountable for Gala.
  • Within seconds Los Blancos made their presence felt. Cristiano Ronaldo found Sami Khedira’s bullet cross from the right flank to give his team the lead in the 8th minute. CR7 has now scored a goal in each of his last 47 matches and 11 in his last 10 CL matches.
  • While Ronaldo was the goal-getter, Khedira was the driving force for Madrid. He was very effective throughout the match. He drove his team forward several times and was fearless in attack.
  • Gala intensified their game a quarter into the first half. In the 14th minute Wesley Sneijder, Hamit Altintop, Didier Drogba and Umut Bulut were all involved in what appeared to be a wonderful attempt, but the finish was poor. That chance was followed by a few others. Sneijder’s had a decent chance but was stopped by Diego Lopez, who was in a good position to make the save.
  • Initially, Gala had trouble finishing. Inan, Drogba and Sneijder created shots, but most went wide or missed the target. Bulut too had a nifty attempt. He beautifully controlled the ball around Madrid’s defenders, but when he turned to take the shot it went high.
  • That despair and wastefulness characterized Fatih Terim’s side until the 57th minute. Lopez was quite solid until then, but Madrid went on to concede three goals in 15 minutes.
  • The goals were the result of Gala’s continued pressure. Emmanuel Eboue ended his team’s dry spell against Madrid when he scored on the break in the 57th minute.
  • Madrid, of course, also had plenty more opportunities, especially a missed chance by Ronaldo that could have easily given his side a two-goal lead a minute before Eboue drilled it into the top corner.
  • In contrast to last week, Sneijder had a very strong game today. He was involved in most of his team’s forward runs and was constantly steering them towards the net.
  • While he missed a clear opportunity inside the penalty box with roughly 30 minutes remaining (his expression said it all), he would soon make up for it. The Dutch man provided his team with the second goal in the 70th minute when he dodged at least three RM’s defenders and drilled the ball right through Raphael Varane’s legs and into net.
  • It was a superb finish for a side that struggled terribly against Madrid’s back four in the first leg. Gala also managed to position themselves into more dangerous areas on the pitch.
  • Two minutes later, Drogba’s third goal injected even more confidence and hope into the team.
  • What started as a comfortable match for Los Blancos slowly started showing signs of collapse.
  • But Ronaldo’s stoppage time goal secured the victory for the Spanish side.
  • Before the match, Jose Mourinho said he’d be very unhappy with a draw or a 1-0 loss. While his team came away with the win, this was another one of Madrid’s more forgettable performances. He was correct when he said Madrid can’t get too complacent with a three-goal lead…because they nearly did.
  • Although Gala lost, the Turkish side can at least take satisfaction in their performance. They played a much better game today than in the first leg, and enjoyed several long spells of domination.

Three Stars

Ronaldo
Sneijder
Khedira