
The relegation battle has heated up at the Stadium of Light thanks to John O’Shea’s equalizer for 10-man Sunderland. It’s almost like PDC scored the goal himself.

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The relegation battle has heated up at the Stadium of Light thanks to John O’Shea’s equalizer for 10-man Sunderland. It’s almost like PDC scored the goal himself.

Gifs via @FeintZebra
Michael Owen’s retirement from football at the age of 33 isn’t shocking.
He made the announcement on his website.
“It is with an immense amount of pride that I am announcing my intention to retire from Professional Football at the end of this season.”
“Having progressed through the ranks at Liverpool to make my first team debut at 17, before embarking upon spells at Real Madrid, Newcastle United, Manchester United and Stoke City, not to mention representing my country on 89 occasions, I now feel it is the right time to bring the curtain down on my career.”
At his peak Owen was one of the world’s most prolific strikers. But his career has been plagued by injuries resulting in less appearances and a drop in form.
It wasn’t until he joined Manchester United that he won his first Premier League title in the 2010/2011 season.
The England international also scored 40 goals for his country. He was only 18 when he scored a memorable goal against Argentina in the 1998 World Cup and a hat-trick against arch- rival Germany three years later.
He is England’s fourth-highest scorer behind Bobby Charlton (49), Gary Lineker (48), and Jimmy Greaves (44). And I’m sure if it weren’t for his injures, the Stoke City striker would have likely surpassed them all.

Characterized as the game nobody wanted to watch, Fulham v.Stoke was actually quite enjoyable. Martin Jol’s side pressed throughout, creating a myriad of chances that failed to beat Asmir Begovic. Mark Schwarzer thwarted Jon Walters penalty attempt and Brek Shea acquitted himself well in his EPL debut. The star, however, was Dimitar Berbatov. His sublime volley just before halftime was the difference. Enjoy it in all its GIF glory.
We can probably stop calling that 17-year old teen a boy, but anyways, Manchester City defeated Stoke at Britannia thanks to Pablo Zabaleta’s well taken strike in the 85th minute. Stoke’s reputation as a gang of brutish thugs is a tad overblown, but they do make it difficult sometimes. Glen Whelan’s ‘challenge’ –not sure you can even call it that– on Javi Garcia was terrible. Referee Howard Webb, standing five yards away, didn’t show red. He didn’t even show yellow. Expect retroactive punishment for Whelan.
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That’s a pretty nice tabloidy headline if I do say so myself.
Anyhoo, you may have seen some Twitter carping about this this morning:
Brek Shea’s proposed move to Stoke City has been plunged into doubt and may not be completed during the January transfer window.
Shea, 22, had been expected to begin a week’s training with Tony Pulis’s squad on Monday, but did not arrive at Stoke’s Clayton Wood traning ground.
It appears the deal to bring the FC Dallas midfielder to England has hit a snag over his valuation, despite the two clubs agreeing a fee in the region of £2 million.
Under American rules, that figure has to be ratified by Major League Soccer, and ESPN understands the MLS wants a transfer fee almost double that which had been agreed.
There was a lot of belly-aching on this, but as Major League Soccer is a single-entity organization, they hold Shea’s contract. If they think they need to hardball Stoke on a higher price for which the league will receive one-third of the total, then so be it.
But this also raises the issue of the arbitrary nature of MLS’ transfer fee policy. Brian Strauss tweeted out this apologia for MLS sticking their nose in their clubs’ transfer beeswax:
I’m a proponent of single entity to the degree that it will afford MLS a measure of stability in the American sports scene until the league can figure out a way to earn a more sizeable slice of the TV rights revenue pie. I disagree with those who think MLS just needs to loosen the fuck up, buy amazing Euro stars for outrageous prices, and watch the TV money roll in. Yes, this ain’t the NASL, but establishing an impossible European precedent in the blind hope that MLS could even remotely match the domestic revenue package of the Premier League is really stupid.
The downside to my mind though with single-entity is the murky power of the central office in okaying or naying various transfer deals, DPs or no. There are now many MLS conspiracy theorists who think different rules apply to different clubs in MLS (meaining RBNY and LAG), and they’d be in some ways correct. The myth of hard allocation money still persists. As does the rumour that Don Garber denied Olof Mellberg a DP slot at Toronto FC because nobody thinks central defenders are cool.
The lack of transparency in this area isn’t doing MLS much good in the fan PR department. As long as supporters don’t know what’s going on behind these deals, they can fill in the blanks anyway they like. And that’s the real issue with this story. In a league that is very much in love with its shadowy backdoor bullshit, the secrets and lies in transfer deals throws unnecessary fuel on the fire.
Newcastle 1 – 2 Reading
Yohan Cabaye’s long awaited return was spoiled by the heroics of super-sub Adam Le Fondre. The new comeback kings of the prem did it again, scoring twice in six minutes to steal a crucial away victory at St.James Park. On the pitch for 55 seconds, Le Fondre connected on Jimmy Kebe’s cross to level the score. Replays indicated the Frenchman Englishman may have scored with his forearm.

There were was no such controversy surrounding his second, as he smashed the ball past the outstretched arm of Tim Krul. Alan Pardew’s eight year deal looks more ridiculous by the week. Toon supporters were not happy when Cabaye was replaced by Gael Bigirimana in the 74th minute and Michael Williamson was a defensive liability once again. The Magpies travel to Villa Park next Tuesday. Read the rest of this entry »