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I think it’s safe to say that Jose Mourinho, whose departure “by mutual consent” was announced by Florentino Perez yesterday in a press conference on Real Madrid TV, was not universally liked in his time there. Graham Hunter’s particularly nasty epitaph is currently the lead at ESPNFC, in which he buries the Portuguese manager with quite a bit more sand than dirt:

Sendings off, insults, bullying journalists. Refusing to even go up to accept his loser’s medal from King Juan Carlos on Friday. Refusal to fulfill his club duties and communicate to the media on a regular basis. The coward’s finger poked in Tito Vilanova’s eye. The crowd booing and jeering him.

Set against one Copa del Rey and even what was a memorable, admirable league title in 2012, the balance is excessively negative.

Well, yes. Jose Mourinho can be quite the jerk. But it’s not as if this unfortunate personality trait was some sort of poison pill when Mourinho was first given a heap of money to join Madrid. Mourinho was a jerk at Inter where he lifted the European Cup, and he was a jerk at Chelsea where he won two back-to-back league titles, the club’s first in fifty years. Real Madrid knew this, and yet hired him anyway. Why? Because he’s a jerk who wins things. And when he doesn’t win things, he gets consistently close to winning things in a way that, in sporting terms, is fairly unheard of. Like three Champions League semifinals in a row.

Hunter’s other points are well-taken but maybe overstated. The charge that his approach exhausts players isn’t borne by Chelsea, who went on to ably win another league title under Carlo Ancelotti within a mere two years of Mou’s departure. And while it’s true that Mourinho didn’t get on well with his individual charges like Iker Casillas and now Pepe, the players must bear at least some of the responsibility for undermining a manager they didn’t like, in a club with a pro-player culture backed by a pro-player domestic tabloid media.

Oh, and yes, those italics up there are mine. Mourinho bullied journalists. Notoriously so. And here is where I believe Mourinho did fail, and where he might learn something from Borussia Dortmund’s coach Juergen Klopp, whose magnificent interview in the Guardian will stand for a long time as a wonderful testament to one man’s love of the game. When asked to explain why Mario Goetze wanted to leave such a tight-knit club, Klopp responded with this gem:

“It’s absolutely normal that people go different ways. At 18 I wanted to see the whole world. But I am only in Mainz and Dortmund since then and … [Klopp laughs] it’s not the middle of the world. It’s OK that they want to go to different places. But they get there and, shit, it’s not the same. Look, you work for the Guardian, and sometimes you see your colleagues and think: ‘Oh no, the same old thing every day.’ Maybe you want to go to the Sun? More money, less work. More photographs, [fewer] words.”

An analogy crafted for journalists. Empathy. Klopp reveals he’s has regular phone chats with Mourinho, and if the manager wants some advice from Kloppo he’d do worse than to pick up on his approach to the media. While the Ferguson method when dealing with journalists worked well for him (they fawned over him even as he told them to eff off or banned them from asking questions), Mourinho doesn’t have Ferguson’s gift of words or aura of invulnerability.

In any case, a softer touch with the assembled press might do wonders in preventing players from approaching them to peddle their every little grievance. A little love mixed in with the respect and fear among his players might give them second thoughts when things don’t go their way. Just an idea, of course.

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It’s a holiday Monday today where I happen to live my friends, so posting will be just a tad lighter than usual (leave me alone slavedrivers!). So that means no podcast today. However there will be a few goodies for you including the final entry of this season in our beloved Diary of Love/Hate.

News. News news news. Well hey, some bad stuff happened in Italy. Start there. Or good things if you’re a Milan supporter or you hate justice.

Elsewhere, England believe they can be as good as Germany by dressing the part apparently. Sharpish!

Hey MLS fans! Toronto FC lost again, but remember, DC United is worse. Okay? Happy? No hate comments? Good.

Finally PSG have told Real Madrid to seriously do one over Carlo Ancelotti. The nerve.

Is that enough for you? Alright children, enjoy the day.

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I’ve been sifting through posts from last August for some measure of prescience for this Premier League season and it seems the more things change, the more things change the same. One of my first 2012-13 posts involved rumours that Rooney wanted a transfer away from Manchester United. Although there is a delicious irony in the CA’s in-house Mancs questioning their manager’s approach: “questions must be asked of Alex Ferguson.” Not any more they don’t.

Still, there was no major development upsetting all expectation. Many smart, reasonable people predicted Manchester United to reclaim their Premier League honours, and here we are. We knew Gareth Bale was a good player. We knew Roberto Di Matteo might have a tough time justifying his European Cup win with a stable Premier League performance. We knew even as early as August that Brendan Rodgers’ Liverpool “project” might not be the dead cert some believed it would be. We knew that Mancini would go if he didn’t build on his title win (although the scorched earth approach to the backroom staff has been nothing short of stunning). I guess if I was to spend some real quality time thinking about it though, I wouldn’t have guessed Paolo Di Canio would be at Sunderland. That was messed up.

Anyway, perhaps not a classic season as far as last year’s incredible finish is concerned, but a fitting epitaph to the Old World Order. Sir Alex is gone. The FA Youth Cup winning class of ’92 is dispersed. Wayne Rooney’s career trajectory hangs in the balance. Newcastle’s reserve keeper Steve Harper is retiring. Gus Poyet is Premier League. Maybe next year the British Petroleum League won’t be as popular. Maybe the Bundesliga will. Good enough reason to start speaking Deutsch. Time will tell. Except if this season was any indication, sometimes it doesn’t tell us much of anything.

On Monday, because it’s a holiday and I have nothing better to do, I’ll do a Premier League by the numbers recap for you, a homage to my amazing former colleague Kristian Jack whose boots I continually fail to fill. For now, enjoy the final Exhibition Sunday.

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Rio Ferdinand has announced his retirement as an England international, and one Daily Mail writer is a bit pissed off. In a slightly inadvertent own-goal, Lee Clayton says Ferdinand was “a victim of a lack of foresight and ambition by England’s managers,” a daring thesis in English football circles if there ever was one.

The problem? England was so mired in its obsession with four-four-f*cking-two that it declined the option to attempt a back three with Ferdinand playing sweeper behind two defenders:

Terry Venables had played with three at the back, Hoddle experimented with it… and Ferdinand, fast, stylish and elegant, was made for it.

It didn’t happen and now he has retired to concentrate on extending his life at Manchester United.

If only England had moved Ferdinand in a slightly different defensive role and maintained this stringent formation against any and all opponents with any and all managers, Rio Ferdinand would have showered Albion with untold triumphs from London to Berlin.

Not mentioned here is Ferdinand’s perfectly capable employment at Manchester United in a role not very foreign to what he was tasked with doing on England. Or the fact that England, who in Ferdinand’s time have gone out in major tournaments often on penalty kicks, seemed perfectly capable in defense.

The absurd logic that a versatile player shouldn’t see a drastic decline in form when moved to a role as a central defender from a sweeper position is also never questioned. Neither is England’s obsession with these positional quibbles and relative lack of concern over the general paucity of technically gifted players able to retain possession and not give up a lot of midfield turnovers against elite sides.

No one let Ferdinand down, and Ferdinand didn’t let England down. England perhaps let England down, but even that’s a contentious seeing as we’re discussing a regular major tournament quarterfinalist that has a bad habit of losing on that entirely objective skill correlative known as penalties.
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As ever, Brooks Peck manages to think my thoughts for me. And I think his alternate Manchester City statement on why the club sacked Roberto Mancini is about as close to the truth as we’ll ever come. Regardless of the opinions of the kit-man or the rumours swirling over whether Mancini was a clique-y jerk, City is not the kind of club that likes an off year. The results this year just weren’t good enough, and Manuel Pellegrini has a very good resume in Europe.

As to whether the decision was for in the long-term best interest of the club, opinions are mixed. Chris Anderson and David Sally’s book excerpt in the Times today was coincidentally on whether it’s in the long-term best interests of football clubs to sack their managers. His answer appears to be no; I’d tell you why but it’s pay-walled.

I agree in principle, but then the question remains about what kind of identity City wanted as a football club. From that perspective, it wasn’t clear Mancini was the best option across all possible worlds for City back in December 2009, but maybe the best option available at the time. Remember, this was a football club managed by Mark Hughes, a man today more remembered for his half-season of horror at QPR than his little trial run for ADUG.

Mancini built the wildly expensive core of the club, and it’s hard to fault him on his signings. Yaya Toure is one of the most compelling midfielders in England. Writing off the talent of David Silva now would be insane, and Sergio Aguero is among the best strikers in the world. Mario Balotelli is Mario Balotelli, for better or worse.

The problem as ever was Mancini’s technocratic worldview and his belief that he could motivate his team by speaking about his players candidly to the press. In return, they felt nothing about letting their feelings be known when he threw on wing backs and moved to three defenders in the Champions League. On a good day, City just walked through defenses. Their Total Shots Ratio was consistently outstanding. They looked exactly like a major football power should look. Except threatening. Which was odd for a side with a midfield of considerable, well-remunerated talents. City were the uncanny valley of elite football. The more they looked like scoring, the closer they were to total disappointment. The better they played, the more scoring chances they racked up, the less and less likely it seemed they would score.

Whether that was Mancini’s doing is uncertain. I guess now we’ll find out…

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Too much man, you took too much.

The football news cycle has gone from a pleasant, vaguely Vaudeville-esque stroll along the beach boardwalk to a the manic sprint of a man tearing off his clothes while trying to dial 911, because the monkeys, they’re all out to get him (we’ve all been there, haven’t we?).

And so yours truly has been reduced to the SEO scummery of a bullet point list. But it’s really effing needed right now, isn’t it? This is what has transpired in less than a week. Apologies if I miss something.

  • Sir Alex Ferguson, manager of Manchester United for 26 seasons, retires from football. Somehow a Canadian no-name soccer blogger managed to learn of this happening in advance but had the misfortune of being stuck on the Ossington bus (yes I’m going to milk this thing like a cow).
  • David Moyes is announced as his successor after a really mucked up social media day in which things were tweeted then suddenly deleted. That rhymed.
  • Wayne Rooney asked for a transfer away from Manchester United. It’s since been learned that Rooney himself chose not to play for Ferguson’s last game at Old Trafford. Also, Paul Scholes granted an interview to Gary Neville in which they kind of make fun of ‘Wazza.’
  • Rumours emerge that both Cristiano Ronaldo and…CESC GODDAMN FABREGAS?…are possible transfer targets for United in the off-season.
  • Wigan, a team that were in non-league until 1978, won the FA Cup after defeating Manchester City, a team whose wage bill as of the 2011-12 season was £202 million, 1-0 at Wembley.
  • Roberto Mancini LIKELY to be sacked before City take off on their summer tour, to LIKELY be replaced by Manuel Pelligrini. LIKELY.
  • After an already insane end to the Championship season, Watford beat Leicester City in the most insane fashion possible.
  • Mark van Bommel retires from football.
  • Roma fans are racist toward Mario Balotelli. Paolo Bandini writes a great article on the scenes there. Sepp Blatter weighs in.
  • Aston Villa could still be relegated if Arsenal fail to beat Wigan on Tuesday.
  • The thing is I’m probably missing something. Perhaps Arsene Wenger has already picked up sticks and left for Monaco. Maybe an American conglomerate is set to buy Swansea, or another Middle Eastern investment company is eyeing Arsenal, for realZ this time. Maybe Sir Alex Ferguson, Scholes-like, has in fact cancelled his retirement and is returning to football. Maybe Toronto FC just swooped for Marouane Fellaini.

    Don’t blink, people! Football could be coming to an end! I took too much!

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Yesterday I praised Alex Ferguson’s refusal to publicly expose his players in the press, and his ability to deflect attention away from his team and onto himself, or, most often, the referees or opposition managers. It was not always pleasant, often manipulative, but undoubtedly effective.

His replacement at Manchester United, David Moyes, seems to have gotten in on the act already:

With Everton set to host West Ham on Sunday, Moyes refused to talk about his new job at United.
He said: ‘I’d really respect it today if you keep questions to Everton today. I’m manager of Everton Football Club’

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Everton were keen for journalists attending this afternoon’s press conference would not ask him anything regarding his new club.

The club had said earlier today: ‘Mr Moyes will not be answering any questions on the subject of Manchester United or his appointment as the club’s new manager.’

While it seems Moyes may have relented ever so slightly on his question ban, the audacity in pleading for journalist silence on the only question that possibly matters now is very much in the Ferguson mold.

Compare and contrast to the erstwhile leading candidate for the United job, Jose Mourinho. Duncan Castles reveals his scorched earth campaign at Real Madrid, in which his criticism of Iker Casillas was followed by some pointed criticism toward Pepe, once considered a Mourinho loyalist:

While Mourinho’s strategy will be labeled as egotistical in some quarters, it is not a case of the coach selfishly wanting his way. His argument is that Madrid — the world’s most affluent football club — will never achieve its proper potential until the basic structural issues he highlights have been properly addressed. As ever, his fundamental focus is on-field success.

Castles makes vague references to a set of Mourinho “reforms” that will have to be instituted before the Portuguese manager decides to stay on at Madrid. Lord knows they could do worse than instituting some strict protocol with players deportment with the press, including a series of fines or suspensions for violations. In addition to that, the team will have to address the disconnect between the Real Madrid youth team (Castilla) and Mourinho’s first team.

Still, Mourinho has essentially declared war on a few senior members of his first team. He’s forcing Madrid to back him or push him out the door. It’s a strategy one would never countenance Ferguson employing, but one Sir Alex might very well sympathize with.
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