Yeah, so the idea of a player attempting to prevent its future employer from winning a European Cup is out the window unfortunately:
BREAKING NEWS: @mariogoetze has been ruled out of the @championsleague final by @bvb. More to follow shortly on bundesliga.com
— GOAL! Bundesliga (@Bundesliga_GOAL) May 22, 2013
So Dortmund will have to cope without the midfield creator for the final. Still, Klopp isn’t exactly begging for options:
Klopp on replacing Gotze : “If I am relaxed the fans should be too. Other mothers also have handsome sons who can kick a ball around.”
— Sir Jenkinson (@theEpicGooner) May 22, 2013
Surely Marco Reus and the excellent Ilkay Guendogan will fill in that unfortunate blank. Still, not having Goetze is kind of worse than having Goetze. And it’s not exactly fortuitous as Dortmund haven’t won a match since Goetze walked off the pitch in the 14th minute of their second leg 2-0 loss to Real Madrid in the Champions League. They’ve managed two draws and another loss, to Hoffenheim.
Beware mistaking cause and correlation of course. And besides, the animals have figured it all out anyway and everything’s coming up Dortmund:
Walter the orangutan, based in Dortmund’s zoo, backed his hometown club to claim a second European crown after local paper Ruhr Nachrichten had asked zookeeper Eddie Laudert to place two hessian sacks containing the two sides’ shirts on Walter’s high seat.
After initially moving towards the Bayern shirt, Walter favoured the Dortmund jersey, although his attempts to slip it on were unsuccessful.
Football is so stupid sometimes. Awesome, but stupid.





