As previously mentioned, City TV will be broadcasting the Jays /Reds tilt on Sunday afternoon, with their own particular flare for uselessness.
If the questions that Kathryn Humphries asks in clubhouse scrums are anything to go by, viewers will be in for a treat. And by treat, I mean more pandering, posturing and posing than an insecure model whose father never loved her. Jamie Haggerty, an executive with City TV, has already promised that the coverage will be like Breakfast Television meets a baseball game.
I know what you’re thinking: The only thing I can imagine groaning louder over would involve in-game hostess Jill and hot oil.
Well, first of all, you might want to lay off all the Jill talk because it’s borderline harassment (for the record, I pronounced that hare-ris-ment). Secondly, derision is the funniest form of comedy, and Drunk Jays Fans will be here, starting at 12:35 p.m. on Sunday, to heap inordinate amounts of disdain on the entire broadcast.
Join us in a tomb of negative energy as we live blog the entire broadcast while getting progressively more drunk and surly. Feel free to interact as well through the comments section or the DJF email link.
I’m already memorizing lines from Sinbad’s Big Bad Book O’ Snaps in preparation.