Remember that Asian kid from Goonies and Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom? You know, the one you were imitating when you seven and unaware of racism. “Dr. Jones! Dr. Jones!” “Fifty-dollar bill.”
In a miraculous turn of events, the li’l guy has reappeared without aging a day, and now files investigative reports on baseball video games.
DJF does not endorse the way that Jose Reyes, Barry Bonds or anyone else from this clip, mocks the li’l fella’s accent.