Playoff Threat: October 2nd

Even though the Jays season is over, it seems like some of you just can’t keep yourselves away from good ol’ DJF. So, you wanna talk playoffs while the games are on? You got it. This is your playoff Game Threat. Just don’t expect any scuttlebutt or nothin’…

3:30 PM ET: Tigers @ Yankees – Scherzer vs. Garcia
5:00 PM ET: D’backs @ Brewers – Hudson vs. Greinke
8:30 PM ET: Cardinals @ Phillies – Carpenter vs. Lee

Comments (31)

  1. AJ Burnett is starting game 4 for the Yankees!



  2. if it gets that far.

  3. Why isn’t the Det/NY game on tv?

  4. It’s on Sportsnet Pacific.  How stupid is that.

  5. Oh, the guide shows that as motocross haha. Now that’s fuckin stupid.


  7. …what?

  8. Pointing out that Sportsnet has it’s head up it’s ass. Why air a playoff game when you can pour millions into dead media?

  9. Thanks for putting one of these up, Stoeten. We all like talking baseball with one another.

  10. If you lived in a country with real health care they might be able to enlarge it… say, to a whole two inches.

  11. Aaron Hill is 3-3 so far today, after OPSing  878 in 33 games for Arizona.  I guess he wasn’t just a throw in on the deal for Johnny Mac, who I love but isn’t getting any play time behind Willie Bloomquist.  

    Unrelated, but Kirk “potential manager of the year” Gibson is hitting Bloomquist and his .657 OPS, 20 steal and 10 caught stealing, lead off.  How quickly would heads explode here if Gibby did something that ridiculous?

  12. Watching Wilner squirm as his lover John McDonald and the D-Backs are about to go down 0-2 is great.

  13. Pujols, first pitch pop-up with a man on third.

    Kinda reminds me of Aaron Hill.

  14. Nobody has any idea what “it” is, you thick, me-obsessed fuck, but I would like to say that as someone who has a wonderful career and is doing quite well for himself, my health insurance is miles beyond what you have access to. Private sector insurance > you. 8) I love that retarded Canadians wear that as a badge of pride that had nothing to do with them. It’s not like you wrote the bill, dumbfuck. 

    Did I just win again? I just won again. 

  15. Isnt it just amazing how many borderline calls the Phillies pitchers get and the opposition doesnt. It just baffles me to see the calls Halladay and Lee have been getting in the series so far, Im sure Molina is ready to throw something.

  16. He is referring to the size of your cock. Are you that fucking stupid? American public school system at work?

  17. Why is the OCD Retard just randomly posting about my delicious schlonger? God, we’ve got some  greasy, cock-hungry bags of shit on this site.

    Hey, you’re too much of a faggot pussy to use your normal name, but can you link to some other posts you’ve made? I’m sure they’re hilarious and I wouldn’t want to miss out. 

  18. Brad Pitt is so scrumptious. I could just eat him up all day. Mmmm, I would just love me some Joe Black.

  19. I’ve got three guys in a foreign country posting about my penis. I know this means I won the Internet, I just don’t like the prize. 

  20. Turn your computer off, stop running your mouth and go find a girlfriend.

    You will do it now.

  21. What are you going to do about it, faggot? Come on, BUBBLES. Let’s here what steps you’re prepared to take. (Note: posting, in great detail, about how you’d like to slob my cock again isn’t going to get your any points, but it may be the break you need from being a worthless slag.)

    How come you don’t post as Tebow and Bubbles any longer?

  22. I will give you a second warning: Shut your mouth, son, turn off the Internets and go get yourself some trim. We all know you’re a single loser but it’s not too late to do something about it. Maybe you can snare a fat chick – if you’re lucky.

  23. How many warnings do I get, Bubbles? Do I get three warnings or something? In your pea-sized brain, does that equate to baseball somehow? 

    Jesus Christ, did you use the word “Internets”? Holy fuck, you tedious nerd. You awkward, laughable, piteous piece of shit. Quit being so fucking fat around here, nerd.

    Holy fuck did I win again etc. 

    Why did you abandon the names “Tebow” and “Bubbles”?

  24. When’s the last time you had sex with a woman, tool?

    I almost want to step in and help you get laid, because your anger is extreme. It’s easy to see where it’s coming from. You’re a lonely guy.

  25. You’re a very sad case.

    I can go to sleep knowing that I’m going to wake up and be me tomorrow, and you’re still going to be you, and know that my life is appreciably better than yours.

  26. Internets

  27. Man it’s so weird that this guy continues to post as the two of us, even when we leave it alone and talk baseball. He has some crazy tard fetish, he can’t leave it.

  28. Playoff thoughts: A year ago, I had my fingers crossed for Halladay and his team as the playoffs began. A series later, I had decided that it probably shouldn’t be that easy for Halladay – and somehow, I had developed a dislike for the Phillies in general – and was glad to see the Giants take them out. 

    This year, seeing Halladay give runs up early made it fun to watch the rest of the game. I had always loved watching Halladay respond to getting himself in trouble and then – almost always – raising his game a notch … and that’s just what he did on Saturday. (I sure do love watching Halladay pitch when he’s in that zone; he really is the best … although he probably got a call or two that he wouldn’t have got if he wasn’t Halladay.) 

    Seeing the Cards bullpen including Dotel and Rzepczynski do a job on the Phillies last night did my heart good. LaRussa might be a dick but I enjoyed watching his team even it up last night. 

    I’m not caring about the DBacks as much as I thought I might when they’d first got Hill and Johnny Mac. Hill just looks too happy being there for my liking. That might be silly in its way but … where was that Hill when WE had him? Did he really have to be such a mopey fuck all year with the Blue Jays? So I’m pulling for Shaun Marcum to wrap that one up tomorrow. 

    Rays and Texas, I could go either way. Same with Yankees / Tigers, although I am hoping Verlander brings his A game today. I normally might be wanting to see the AL East represented in the WS but … meh. Can’t see me getting all that worked up about the Rays or the Yankees. 

    Lastly, watching the game in Milwaukee on Saturday, I was jealous of that natural grass field that they figured out how to have while having a dome that opens. Damn, I wish there was a way to have natural grass in that concrete convertible of ours. 

  29. Good to know that your best buddy on this board is the little bitch pariah Jonsey. Make sure you let him win at Donkey Kong.

  30. He’s a piece of shit that is always the dumbest guy in the room. Every room. Look at this shit: days later, he’s trying to get the last word in. He spends all day hoping that someone noticed him, desperate for the attention. He was pulling this shit on Stoeten before he started humping my leg and your leg. 

    The great thing is, he truly is a harmless fuck. He can’t help being so goddamn awkward and embarrassing, which is why you see him say things like TEH INTERWEBZ or whatever. He’s truly the last barnacle in the fan base that needs to be brushed off. He does have time on his side. I’ll give him that. Who has time to keep up with him? 

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