Not much that needs to be translated here, as we have a tweet– passed along by @OTerry– from @PaigeBrendel, an “aspiring sports broadcaster, cheerleader, and model” who Lawrie apparently “pinky promised” he’d have breakfast with this morning. And who could blame her for being swept off her feet by such a classy dude?
Of course, I know he’s just 22 and that I run a website called Drunk Jays Fans, but… yeesh. “Another one for the ‘I ignored media training day’ collection,” says DJF commenter DoctorPayne.
Or, as Parkes aptly puts it at Getting Blanked, “just in case Toronto Blue Jays fans didn’t already know that if Brett Lawrie played for the Boston Red Sox, they’d hate his guts with an unforeseen fury.”
UPDATE: This one also makes me smile. Thanks Charlotte!