That is about it. The camerahounds will surely take care of the rest. It’s what they’re there for, after all.
You forgot step 3
3. Be female
4. Be attractive.
5. Do not be unattractive.
Ginger Campbell says #3 not necessary.
Funny, I was watching the game last night and thought the same exact thing. The girl on the right is muy bonita BTW :)
Forget the man in the white shirt…(insert suggestive inuendo)
they should have swapped shirts. left one needs the dugout shirt and i’m sure the right one could handle the BJ one
VIVA EL MULTICULTURALISMO
wore that same shirt, didn’t go over well
I wonder if she allows back door entry?
Where’s their friend with the “Be My Bat Boy” hoodie?
I think “JP, you wouldn’t strike out with me” is more appropriate as of right now
Sweet I still have fans in Toronto!
Thanks for pointing that out man. I was gonna talk to them. That would have been embarrassing.
Daddy must be so proud.
The old lady doing all the pointing in the lower right is explaining to her old lady friend what a BJ is.
And a dugout?…oh well !
Of course now they’re both the toast of the Toronto social scene: Rubbing shoulders and sharing jokes with the elite.
that was by far the most entertaining aspect of the game. talk about a snooze fest followed by a gut shot.
This is the funniest comment thread in the history of Drunk Jays fans, I’m proud of everyone involved
I noticed this during the game and made sure to point it out to all of my friends
i liked the chick who came to the park with the t-shirt that read “Hey O-Dog and Woody. I’m ready for some DP.”
All these comments are sexist!
*Self-righteous rant about how the baseball community only treats women as objects*
Saw a bunch of “I love BJs” shirts, worn by guys and gals.
1300 I love BJs shirts in the stands for the opener this year…2.7% of the fans…
Staying classy Toronto
A couple of years ago I saw a bunch of girls in the 200 outfields with signs that said “Hey Brandon [League] – you pitch, I’ll catch!”
Hey ladies: I can’t hit or catch at the MLB level either. Wanna go on a date?
I’d do the one on the right, especially if I found out she was Parkes sister.
So, is the font on both shirts the same size and the one of the left just inflates hers naturally (or enhanced, i don’t care)??
If JP likes ‘em a little on the thick side, he’s in business with the one on the left.
who’re the whores? see what I just did there?
Hah! Even the old lady in front of baldy is in on the “bj” motion,, and plaid sweater guy is lovin’ it…
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Dustin Parkes, Drew Fairservice, Scott Lewis
The Story of the Boggs Head
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