Off the heels of the success of the first batch of Blue Jays Valentine cards, I couldn’t help myself but to continue on and make another post with some of the cards that had otherwise fallen to the cutting room floor. Follow the jump for a few more tokens of appreciation that you can spread to your loves ones.
This Adam Lind card lets your love know that you’d never consider platooning them with someone else, no matter how terrible and borderline intolerable your relationship has become.
This Mark Buehrle card proves that not even the government can hold your love back. You’ll find a way to persevere, even if you have to live in different cities for a little while.
Get that special someone in your life ready for a career year by presenting them with this lovely Edwin Encarnacion card. Your love is sure to set off fireworks that you should be careful around and make sure to stay a safe distance from.
A fun part of Valentine’s Day is getting gussied up and looking your best for your loved one. Maybe show them how special they are to you by getting your hair did in Colby Rasmus’ image. Your partner will be stroking your cornrows tenderly in no time.
This one is for the people that want a Bautista card and were upset I made light of his injury in the previous one. Use this card instead, to make light of the old steroid accusations!
Most people have a period in their life where they’re living the swinging single life, wildly throwing together things and stumbling around aimlessly. Give this card to that special someone that might need to settle down a bit and focus on more important things.
Hey, nobody’s perfect, you know? Life and love are all about handling the curveballs that are thrown at you. And the fastballs. And the sliders, and change-ups, and… Knuckleballs? Yikes…
This Anthony Gose card is the best way to let the love prospect in your life know that you’ve been doing some scouting you’d like to fast-track them through the system.
This Gregg Zaun card is perfect for the special girl in your life, provided she isn’t a tubby, unfortunately manish, and super stuck up rich college student on break.
There you have it, folks. I hope somewhere along the line you found the card that says the words you’ve been longing to say, and that there is a happy ending to the love story out there for all of us.
Happy Valentine’s Day.