Of all the days for me to be cooped up in a tiny car for eighteen hours– or if you’re a State Trooper, twenty-two hours– through the better part of full-on Appalachia and whateverthefuck produces that smell from just north of Savannah to somewhere around Jacksonville. It was picture day over in Dunedin! But fortunately, thanks to the power of theScore’s Getty Images subscription, we’ve got all kinds of gems to browse through… y’know, just as soon as we get over our shock at the fact that Ramon Ortiz is actually in camp with the Jays.
I’m sorry, Mr. Hunsicker, I have no idea why that name is on the bat. Can you just hold it for us anyway, please?
Perfect! Hold it right there, J.A.! Just keep visualizing the moment Anthopoulos told you you’d be pitching in Buffalo.
Whoa! Shit man, you were supposed to be helping Lawrie, not Jeffress!
Complain all you want, sir, it’s not going to change the fact that this thing can only produce an image, nobody will be able to hear the sound of your voice.
Hang on, you’re telling me I’m a Major League Baseball player???
Sad blue collar 1950s anthropomorphic cartoon cat.
Just put a damn Bisons uniform on me already, for fuck sakes.
I miss my kids…
Who needs PEDs? He totally came to camp in the best shape of his li– oh… shit.
Images Rajai Davis, Colby Rasmus, J.A. Happ, Mark DeRosa, R.A. Dickey, Henry Blanco, Ramon Ortiz, Adam Lind, Mike McCoy, Darren Oliver and Melky Cabrera via J. Meric/Getty.