And so is he. Be nice!
Old man smithers got a jimmy!
the new yankee stadium?!?!?!?!!?
ooh tanktop again
Hopefully these crap camera angles will get sorted out. Or, yknow, when the Blue Jays aren’t @ SkyDome we will actually be able to see what’s going on. Don’t try to be so cute, production folk.
I think there’s an agreement with the sponsors that when there’s a runner on 1st they’ll show that behind -the-plate camera so the sponsor’s name can be virtually displayed in the blacked out seats in center field. It seems to linger for a least a pitch.
They’re talkin’ bout the signs on NESN. “Hey, John Farrelll was manager of the Blue Jays. Multiple signs. He must know something.”
lol what was Reyes doing, either way i will take it
wtf was that play by reyes?
Oh fuck no…
shiiet another injury
I hope it’s no more than he pissed himself a little bit.
based on how he was hobbling..it looked like a groin.
That Metric stadium love promo is getting on my nerves already. Please tell me they won’t be playing it all summer long.
oh, now i see. reyes is injured. goodbye 2013
Argh. Reyes; no need to be greedy with 0 out
That basehit makes it all the more difficult to see Reyes pull up and limp off…
He looked fine running the whole way and then limps into the locker room
The same was true last night about Bautista..looked fine all the way to the bag till he wasn’t…
reyes back in the dugout. good sign?
He’s fine, that was an “oh I dun fucked up, better fake an injury as i walk off” moment
Glad to see him back in the dugout, but he doesn’t look happy…
He’s ok guys! Middlebrooks just tapped his weiner a little too hard
I seriously thought this is what it might have been…that’s a “low” viste
I hope that’s not a pulled groin
Ok he’s back on the bench. I think maybe he just got a hard tag in the balls, stood there for a second while that old familiar feeling of the air getting knocked out of your lungs sets in, and then hobbled to the bench.
Who’s our back up SS ? Izturis?
its actually russel martin.
It was a dickshot guys.
They wear jocks mang!
Ever been tagged in the dick while wearing a cup? Still hurts.
may aswell steal
well season over..guess we should look forward to next year now
whew..thank god..just a ball shot
Edwin goes deep here
chill, only a sack tap for Reyes
Steal so edwin can hit again next inning
DON’T GO TO THAT FUCKING CAMERA ANGLE FUCKING GODDAMN. I WILL MURDER YOUR CHILDREN IN THEIR CRIBS
switched over to the Bos feed to avoid that fuckin thing
Also just fyi even if you are wearing a cup you can still get a pretty mean ball jigglin’. Happens to catchers all the time.
My balls are too small to jiggle :(
my balls went inside of me at the thought of an injured reyes
I wanna see some steals, dammit.
Yea havent seen much yet
Yeah, gibbons has been managing a little conservative for all the speed he has. Its early though. Hope to see more of it.
Indeed. Seems like we could be taking advantage of our speed WAY more.
Johnson gettin tagged tonite
JJ getting lit up by noobies
His stuff is more flat than a pint of Heineken in Amsterdam
Johnson’s got nothing today.
fastball already down to 91 ..started at 94
time to sign him to a team friendly extension..right after the game..i think he can be had for about 10 dollars an hour
Jays are not going to win this year oh well time to fire Gibbons and I did not like the the hiring in the first place guy is a bum who can’t coach bring back Cito Gaston to manage please he at least knows what it takes to win or just continue to watch the mediocracraty the fact that Gibbons still can’t coach and win with this team proves even more that he is a hack
I know your trolling, and I don’t doubt the jays wont win this year, but what has Gibbons done? His team is playing like poo
I’m not trolling I’m being serious the team is good its the coach it is his job to bring things together and find ways to win have speed on the base paths and not using it is stupid and not waiving Reyes to stop at second was even worse Gibbons is in fact one of the worst managers in the game he only has had one good season and did the Jays make the postseason know they did not and he has been managing for what five years now it is going to be six no playoff appearances is that what they should allowing to coach their team no professional sports are competitive you are supposed to be able to compete with him as manager they have next to no shot because he has no idea what it takes to win and he can’t they should bring someone in who has won before like Cito Gaston
How hilarious would that be if they fired gibby in late may and brought back Cito again. The sheer comedic gold of that happening would be worth watching.
Cito is like 90
Did your funny bone take a hit?
I know it would be funny lol XD They honestly should though to keep themselves competitive and Cito is actually is 69 years old however knows what it takes to win because he is a competent professional and idk coached the jays to two World Series championships what does that tell you
Toss in Le LOUP
Pitch better and you’ll make like a Dickey, and get an extension.
Little help there provided courtesy of Ellsbury
Is it just me or do you also hold your breath every time a ball gets hit in the general vicinity of Bonafide?
Nah he’s cool. Was more worried that one of them wasn’t backing off.
Oh look, a hobbit! Someone ought to show him back to The Shire.
More like an ugly groundhog or marmot.
Pedroia looks like such a doofus, but seems like a cool guy so I don’t hate him like Swisher and Victorino
Ive seen him in a restaurant and once at the frozen yogurt place here in Arizona…I honestly didnt recognize him until I saw he was with andre ethier…then i was like WHOA ..the hobbit in real life!
JJ will now give up a homer because he fell behind, fml
So according to Jack morris, that was an intentional unintentional intentional walk
Buck and Tabby are killing me.
“Lots of teams wouldn’t give him a chance because of his height. But what you can’t y measure is his heart.”
“Dustin pedroia just looooooves these situations. ..”
because we all know how big you have to be to play 2b in the bigs. the legion of 7 footers gracing the keystone position is legend.
Well have you seen his heart? It’s real athletic and stroooooong.
What about his hands? Are they soft? Is he hot?
These are matters of great importance to Tabby.
What a pitch.
Take that, bitchez!
JJ wasn’t perfect but he was far from terrible, 6 ground ball singles (lucky placement) so far our pitching hasn’t been bad (aside from Burhle but I am not too worried about him)
what a strike out by Johnson!.
I am on pins & needles after every pitch. it’s only April 7 it feels like a playoff game.
This division is going to be a lot closer than I expected. The Red Sox don’t look as weak as expected.
Gibby looking like a fuckin pimp. Deadly idea to walk the midget.
See those jugs when she jumped up. Fantastic!!
need the super slo-mo replay on that.
Gotta say: still not used to seeing Dickey, Johnson and Reyes in our dugout with Jays caps on.
Hell’s Howarth??….Will-not’s uncharismatic epitomy-of-awful broadcasting is melting my brain….Jerry has an owie or?
Wilner gets the 5th & 6th innings this year. i think he will travel with the team when they are on the road.
yep, Wilner got a promotion of sorts for this year and will be calling games on the road too.
Also ballsy considering Napoli jacked Johnson last time.
THIS IS A FUCKIN COACH BOYS
It’s only four game calm down
ITS THE JAYS! I CANT BE CALM!
Do you believe in Colby? I believe in Colby.
2 run see-ya-bingo comin’ right up.
Rajai is hopeless against quality righties.
Uehara always eats up the jays. The only time they did well against him was lind’s walkoff a few years back.
Speak of the devil….
Are you just going to keep saying its so only so many games into the season? The way this is going right now they will finish last hands down as, I have said they need to fire Gibbons he can’t coach
wait wait wait wait…wait… what?
ah the lind move, meh he is playing the odds
our middle lineup is pooi
Kitten face coming in.
I was worried we would squander the leadoff double this inning until I saw Adam Lind make an appearance at the plate.
Ground rule double Adam lind
and-a-1 and-a-4 and a Adam Lind potato
Why are these fuckers advocating that lind come off the bench swinging; should tie his fucking hands to his hips and pray for 4 balls
tbh he hit that well.
not especially, he made average contact on a fastball
What a shock. Sit Linds ass on the bench. Faack. Lead off double and you can’t even get him to third. This looks very familiar.
Never change, Adam
“He was all over that. He just missed it.”
Thank you Tabby
Are half those Farell posters professionally made by the Jays ?
They all have Jays logos which is odd.
lind? cmon gibbons….
Everyones shitting on Lind but what about Colby? That was a terrible at-bat.
agreed, we need lawrie and bautista back!
At least he plays good D at apremium position.
Lind hit the ball. Colby must lead the team in strike outs
Well you can’t hate Uehara’s high fives: great pitcher, great celebrator. He’s an all-round talent.
wtf is cecil doing walking a terrible batter
Cecil is a terrible pitcher, it evens out.
I agree, always have thought he is overrated
get him outta there walking poo and giving up a double to noobs
Gose would have had that.
ya people always turn around and watch the wall and the ball lands a foot behind them
This is going to be a bad inning…
I was wrong. Atta boy Cecil.
Who the hell is setting the CF defences? Rasmus has done nothing but lose balls over his head.
Cecil pitching at 94 mph
Also Aaron Cebia needs to learn to frame, he always moves his glove to catch a ball thats already going to his glove
He’s still having flashbacks of the canuckler.
However, I think his defence has been generally good today.
No way, I agree with Dabble, JJ wasn’t getting the close pitches because JPA was flailing like he was having a siezure.
At the game. Cecil is dealing.
Sweet, are you sitting next to that smokeshow behind homeplate?
wow CECIL! did not expect that after the first 2
happy for cecil so far
Well that was encouraging to see from Cecil
Way to battle back Cecil, turned into a flame thrower over night.
Who is this Cecil fellow?!
OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN TO THE EVIL DEAD!
i’m about 8 shots of gin deep. And Brett Cecil impressed me.
Adam Lind is #1 on my shit list. I wouldn’t boo him. But i’d burn poo on his doorstep.
Couldn’t jhave said it better meself
Have you taken off your panties yet?
They have been off since the pregame warmups
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