And so is he. Be nice!
Richard Griffin @RGriffinStar 2 mins
Cecil’s strikeout of Victorino will cost Pizza Pizza 5,666 free pies if everyone in 45,328 cashes in their piece #jays
i’m about 8 shots of gin deep. And Brett Cecil impressed me.
Adam Lind is #1 on my shit list. I wouldn’t boo him. But i’d burn poo on his doorstep.
Maybe Ricky needs to get on the Delabar velocity program too
Ricky needs to get on the “learn where the plate is” program first.
I used to think Cecil was the Lind of the pitching staff. It was nice to see him strike out the side
Holy fuck! When did Cecil become effective? Way to go Goggles!
Get that fucking pitch tracker off the goddamn screen. It just makes everything more infuriating given this ump’s SHIT which extends about a foot out to the right and up top.
Then ya got Tabby goin “duuuurrr Pitchtrax said it was a ball.” Yeah… no shit Tabby, we’re seeing the graphic.
4-4 for the BALLLL BUSTERR!
fuckin’ jose fuckin’ reyes
Fuckin’ A, Eh?
fucking EH? A!
FUCK YEAH, DONKEY RIDES FOR EVERYONE
Fear the beard.
all is forgiven Jose 2
Dude is fucking amazing.
You’ve got to be Joe King
Jesus fuck, Reyes. You beast.
“Sorry for running into an out at 3rd, is this OK?”
All is forgiven
Get you some depends, and help guard your manhood Smasher.
THERE SHE GOESSS
a lot of babes at the jays, more than the leafs or raps
SUCK IT FARRELL!
FUCK YEAH REYES
god, this man.
Reyes is a freakin beast!!
Okay, I’m seriously asking myself, is there anything at all not to like about Reyes?
I’m not coming up with anything.
Groin is good!!!
woulda had the cycle if not for that dick tap
Trucker special comin up.
LO FUCKIN VISTE
HOLY FUCK I AM SO JACKED
Boney fasio is better than he has showed tonight worst game of his career, 3 strike outs and 2 errors
Yip, hes sucked tonight.
I got to say, boni reminds me of rajai as a hitter. And i fucking hate rajai davis unless hes pinch running.
It makes me appreciate reyes even more. Not only foes he have great speed but he can actaully HIT.
As good as reyes has been, Bonifacio has been equally bad with the bat
heyooooo trips trips trips!
lol worst slide ever
The old “I’m exhausted fuck you slide.”
MELK MAN CAN
GET HIM IN
EE YOU CAN DO THIS!
I BELIEVE IN EE
…and he pulls a Lind.
Show us what you showed us last year!
Man, its loud at Rogers Centre tonight.
Feels like a playoff game.
Fuck the behind the plate cam.
if you’re gonna go that route, put a fuckin go-pro on the ump’s helmet hahah
or on wifebeaters tit
Ah well, EE hit it well at least.
Wasn’t that the exact same way Lind hi it when everyone shat on him? Just saying….
A little more of a line drive, but yeah.
Not even close actually. And EE actually tried to work the pitcher rather than going up and hacking at the first thing near the plate as Lind has done every AB so far.
This is a weird commercail
Me after the Reyes jack:
Way better energy at the game than on opening night.
Yeah this behind the plate cam is reminding me of expos games in the early ’90s. Anyone remember those? When they would air on the fucking french channel in Ontario, channel 12 or whatever. The WHOLE pitching portion of the game was from that fucking behind the plate cam.
Well check this shit out y’all.
I have been commenting on here for 4 plus years.
This team can fuckin win it. I haven’t smiled and laughed and cried and drank and laughed and drank like this since it was 19 fuckin 3.
Book it, I’ll see you bitchz in the playoffs.
Apparently, this is the chick behind home plate
Someone tweeted this at Stoeten, claiming to be a friend of hers.
That’s her I’d recognize those flapjacks anywhere.
lol why does Aaron stand to catch a ball that just misses
Not sure about a second inning for cecil
Potato Lind doesn’t make anything look easy
What did the aliens do with the real Cecil? Holy shit!
He is in Charles Barkleys body
Casual observation: Haven’t seen many massholes or wannabe sellout massholes around.
I like the new Brett Cecil.
ISHMEAL scares me
no no no no you dont walk people!
“Call Me” Esmil Rogers
“Call Me” A Cab to Buffalo
put him on the Megabus. Save those dollars for something more worthwhile.
esmil is terrible (well i dont trust his skill)
Fuck you hobbit
Rasmus played that well
why would you throw a fastball right down “broadway” when you are ahead
This spike curveball is a great pitch your longest finger stays on the seam the longest and produces a lot of down spin.
Cecil has though outside the box, hopefully Ricky can do the same.
I’d eat a plate full of listeria tainted meat if it meant we could get out of this unscathed.
I’m SO glad we traded Napoli for Frank Francisco
They are both average
thats why you don’t fucking walk people
Miss you Brett
Esmil is like Alveraz last year, when he comes in you know we gonna lose
Back to waiting for the next solo home run…..feels somewhat familiar
Whatever happens guys, this has been a great game.
I blame Boney’s errors and 3 strike outs
A lot of nice trim at the game.
Reds 15 – Nationals 0 fwhy.
Bu roooky of the year!
She came back to check out Arencibia.
Any chance Bautista comes in for Cletus?
What are the odds of Gibby tossing bautista in for a pinch hit if we are still down by 1 in the 9th
5 to 1
come on corby !
That’s a Dabble babble.
This team isn’t playing well enough yet to make up for any mistakes – and there were just too many tonight. failed bunt attempts by Davis, Bono kicking the ball around (+ 3 strikeouts), 0-2 strike thrown to Dustin Ped, Reyes out at 3rd with no outs….
It ain’t over yet kind sir.
I’m no hater but they haven’t been the better team tonight.
Bailey is so scared of RAJ Majahl
we should double steal if he walks
Fear not, Lind’s on deck
Whoa. Thought that was strike 3.
Rasmus literally stands on the plate, when we pitch traxed it was off
Great at bat for Colby – please pinch hit for Lind
Here comes Rally Killer.
ok Lind for the love of god
Double play taking bets
PUH-LEEEZ get a hit
Cmon KittenFace you ginger bastard.
Here where lind goes deep
why even bother..smh lind
not looking good for ginger potatoe
why cant we ever just get a singlE!
Oh fer April. Fuck!
Fuck Lind. Ah well. Runner on 3rd.
praying for a passed ball
FUCK the jays and RISP
we have a really bad 5-9 :(
i am getting too drunk for this shigt
FOR FUCKS SAKE…
I guess there is no real need for Bautista unless we get to # 5 as its Reyes Bona Cabrera EE
It’s been fun, Jeffress.
I didnt watch but why foul with .1 seconds left
seriously – I’m rooting for the guy but did anybody on here really think that Lind might turn it around this year? Is he having anything close to good at bats for the 1b / DH positions?
Can’t wait for Lawrie to come back. Jays badly need him crushing Red Bull’s, beating on his own teammates, banging hotties in the stands, and playing better than Izturis.
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