The weird turn pro? Wait… that’s not it.
Anywho, Ryan Goins, everybody! The one-can-only-assume grittacular infielder who has struggled a bit at Buffalo this year (.257/.311/.369) after a pretty steady rise through the Jays’ minor league ranks and a couple o’ decent (read: league average at the plate) years at High-A and Double-A in 2011 and 2012, has been recalled by your Toronto Blue Jays.
You wanted to see the kids, right? Well… good luck with that.
Maicer Izturis has been placed on the DL with a left ankle sprain, which necessitated the move for Goins, per a team release.