All the nonexistent highs and dreadful feelings of being completely fucking lost in the 2013 Toronto Blue Jays season can be yours again– and all in one afternoon! It’s the Blue Jays themed corn maze at Cooper’s Farm in Zephyr, Ontario!
Put yourself in Alex Anthopoulos’s shoes as you stumble blindly around corner after corner, slowly losing the will to live and ever hoping that the miserable fucking experience will finally, mercifully end!
Who’s up for some self inflicted psychological torture!!!
OK, this is actually pretty seriously cool, and is obviously took a lot of work by some terrific-sounding folks. They describe themselves thusly:
Known for our community supported agriculture (CSA) weekly produce basket program, Cooper’s CSA Farm & Maze is a market garden, family-owned farm. We produce a wide variety of the best quality vegetables using sustainable and ethical farming practices.
So check it out if you’re in the area. The maze opens August 31st, and admission is eight bucks.