So… I really did go walk for a burrito, and it took longer than I planned. So discuss this one amongst yourselves while I write up a real game threat — some interesting stuff to touch on, including M.I.J.A. and Stroman’s big day.
Or… maybe I got so bogged down in comments, Twitter, and burrito that it seems pointless now. Not that you cared anyway, right?
Here, though. Here’s a picture of Marcus Stroman that might almost make this look like a real post if you squint hard enough. Sound about right?