Um… fuck bunts and all that, and those umpires, and the way J.A. Happ pitched in the third inning (but not the rest of the time), and whatever the hell Tim and Sid are talking about right now, but… whatever. Whatever. EDWING!!!! WALK-ARNACI-OFF!
OK, I’ll show myself out. But not until after this:
— John Lott (@LottOnBaseball) July 2, 2014
Uh… and this:
Nails. So nails. Crawl back in your holes for another day, suckholes.