Archi Zuber

Archi Zuber

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Jays Graph April 6th v Boston copy

Batter
pLI WPA
Reyes – SS 0.65 0.086
Davis – RF 0.73 -0.04
Cabrera – LF 0.91 -0.07
Encarnacion – 1B 0.83 -0.09
Lind – DH 0.59 0.036 Pitcher pLI WPA
Arencibia – C 0.73 0.17 Happ – SP 1.01 0.276
DeRosa – 3B 0.41 -0.015 Delabar – RP 0.57 0.09
Rasmus – CF 0.61 0.072 Loup – RP 0.17 0.013
Bonifacio – 2B 0.46 -0.035 Santos – RP  0.08 0.007
Total 0.66 0.114 Total 0.77 0.386

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April 5th v Red Sox Done

Name pLI WPA
Reyes - SS 1.41 0.345
Bonifacio - 2B 1.23 -0.101
Cabrera - LF 1.16 0.028
Encarnacion - DH 1.63 -0.295
Arencibia – C 1.56 -0.016
Davis - RF 1.39 0.051 Pitcher pLI WPA
Rasmus - CF 1.88 0.061 Johnson – SP 
1.27 -0.130
Lind - PH-1B 3.63 0.092 Cecil – RP 1.59 0.106
DeRosa - 1B 1.36 -0.16 Rogers – RP 2.08 -0.234
Izturis - 3B 2.37 -0.176 Jeffress – RP 0.56 -0.071
Total 1.64 -0.171 Total 1.25 -0.33

Bests / Worsts and the gif of the game after the jump!
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Off the heels of the pitch-perfect 2013 Blue Jays Adventure RPG video comes a new video-game parody about the Toronto Blue Jays for your viewing pleasure.

This one, called Super Baseball Toronto GM Ninja Battle is a street-fighter style tale of Alex Anthopolous and his rise to power as the GM of the Jays. I won’t spoil any of the battles for you, just know that digital Beeston is nails.

This video is part of a great longread from Canadian Business and is the master work of @Cashewmirman, a Jays must-follow and creator of such frequently awesome content that I am sincerely doubting my own abilities in comparison. Check out all of his work at Weekend Punks, which currently features an animation of Anthony Gose running through a wall.

No, YOU’RE a Friday post.

April 4th Graph

Name WPA
Reyes – SS 0.07
Cabrera – LF 0.08
Bautista – RF 0.14
Davis – RF N/A Name  WPA
Encarnacion – DH 0.29 Buehrle  -0.43
Lind – 1B  -0.07 Delabar  0.1
Arencibia – C 0.3 Loup  0
DeRosa – 3B  -0.11 Rogers  -0.01
Rasmus – CF 0.07 Oliver  0
Bonifacio – 2B  -0.01 Janssen  0.08
Total  0.75 Total  -0.25

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Jays Indians April 2

Batter
pLI WPA
SS – Reyes 1.29 -0.085
LF – Cabrera 0.96 -0.04
RF – Bautista 0.66 0.034
1B – Encarnacion 1.29 0.055
DH – Lind 1.4 -0.183
Pitcher
pLI WPA
C – Arencibia 0.79 -0.068 Dickey 0.93 -0.156
CF – Rasmus 0.89 -0.05 Loup 0.36 0.022
3B – Izturis 0.96 -0.072 Cecil 0.11 0.009
2B – Bonifacio 0.6 0.015 Santos 0.49 0.017
Total 0.99 -0.392 Total 0.76 -0.108

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Bonifacio Keep Calm

I do my best to try and make sure that all the posts on this site aren’t just variations of me going “LOL look at this instagram pic from one of the players!” but this is too good to let pass by without making sure as many eyeballs as possible see it. Emilio Bonifacio, the same mind that brought us Lo Viste, sent this to Jose Reyes, capitalizing on the Dominican Republic’s headline-making excitement over advancing to the World Baseball Classic semi-finals. It’s important to remember that things that happen in March often don’t have a gigantic impact on the rest of the season, but nobody would fault you if you started penciling Bonifacio onto your list of favourite Blue Jays.

Topical humour x internet meme humour + public social media = internet posts. It’s modern math, people. Emilio Bonifacio just wants some klout.

Man In White VDay

Off the heels of the success of the first batch of Blue Jays Valentine cards, I couldn’t help myself but to continue on and make another post with some of the cards that had otherwise fallen to the cutting room floor. Follow the jump for a few more tokens of appreciation that you can spread to your loves ones.

Love!

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