Since the last time picture day rolled around (producing the gem you see above, and many others) theScore has switched their image service from Getty to Reuters, which made me worry a little that we might no longer have access to all the delights of the annual spring training ritual, which took place last week in Dunedin. But we’re in luck, as they’re all there in the new archive, and ripe for our own little annual tradition of making pithy comments about them. So let’s have at it!
“And that’s the hardest part. Today everything is different; there’s no action… have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food – right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody… get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.”
- John Gibbons, May 2014