The Yankees have acquired RHP Ryota Igarashi off waivers from the Toronto Blue Jays.
— Mark Feinsand (@BloggingBombers) May 29, 2012
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! [deep breath] ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Cue insufferable dickholes convinced he's going to get onto the Yankee roster and not suck, because the Jays bullpen is a wretched cursed place where no mortal can survive without contracting a desperate case of right- or left-arm shittiness.]
