After reading about how Jason Whitlock embarked on a journey to be like Mike – Mike Royko, I embarked on my own journey to be like Jason Whitlock.
Moments later, I found out it will never happen. My new career goal of writing one sentence opening paragraphs, relying on logical fallacies to “prove” my point, plagiarizing jokes, exhibiting a complete reluctance to evolve as a sports writer and, of course, whining about not winning the Pulitzer Prize is now an impossibility. I’m ineligible because I have a conscience that won’t allow it.
