Future England manager Alex McLeish

How it works: every Friday, I will look at several weekend matches and and assign points to various items you’ll have to find surrounding the match and then post up in form of links in the comments section (please provide links where you can and names for commentators).
Commenter with the most points wins! The prize? Nothing, because no one ever seems to want to play, or complains when I don’t mention the winner on Monday.
Let’s “kick off.”

Manchester United v. Liverpool

Announcer mentions Sir Alex Ferguson as a possible Capello replacement (5 points).

Announcer mentions Kenny Dalglish as a possible Capello replacement (5 points).

Patrice Evra and Luis Suarez shake hands, embrace, cry for a few moments, then Suarez moves in for a kiss put Evra backs off and it gets awkward (1000 points).

Sunderland v. Arsenal

Announcer mentions Martin O’Neill as a possible Capello replacement (5 points).

Announcer mentions Arsene Wenger as a possible Capello replacement (5 points).

Announcer mentions Arsene Wenger as a possible Harry Redknapp replacement (1000 points).

Tottenham v. Newcastle

Announcer mentions Harry Redknapp in relationship to the England job within the first ten seconds of the telecast (100 points). Thirty seconds (50 points). One minute (1 point).

Pundit “congratulates” Harry on beating his tax evasion rap (50 points).

Pardew’s Newcastle wins, Pardew backtracks on his remarks about taking the England job (25 points).

Aston Villa v. Manchester City

Protesters urge board to fire McLeish, board acquiesces within the day (10000 points).

Villa wins (1000 points).

Villa wins, McLeish mentions he’d be interested in the England job (10000 points).

Villa wins, McLeish mentions he’d be interested in the England job, FA calls him for interview on Monday (100000 points).

If all of the above happens and I cry a little out of gratitude to the unseen fates (5 points).