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Keith Hernandez Wants Your Gold

When he’s not falling asleep on the job (and forcing awkward commentary from MSNBC hosts who know nothing about baseball), being the subject of conspiracy theories on Seinfeld, insulting Emmett Smith’s beard, or trying to explain baseball to Count Von Count, a former All-Star first-baseman and member of the World Champion 1986 Mets is looking to buy your gold.

Yes, according to a clip spotted by 7th Inning Stache, Keith Hernandez has joined the illustrious, noble world of  ripping people off the gold trade.

And listen to that music! Sounds classy! Clearly much more reputable than the two-bit gold-buying operation that the late Ed McMahon and MC Hammer shill for.