What About The Benefits?

Hardball Talk‘s Aaron Gleeman brings our attention to a curious craigslist posting in the Redondo Beach / Rancho Mirage area.

A certain individual claiming to be none other than Covelli Crisp, “a professional baseball player,” has placed an ad “looking for a live-in personal assistant (Female)” for $40,000 in annual salary.

But before you send in your resume and picture (required), you should know that the identity verification process for craigslist postings are somewhat easy to get around mainly because they don’t exist.

However, on the off chance that the poster really is who he says he is, I have the following advice for the Oakland A’s outfielder: Women never “simplify your life,” especially ones you have to pay.


My name is Covelli Crisp (Coco Crisp), i am a professional baseball player. Looking for a live-in personal assistant (Female) that can help simplify my life.

Appointment scheduling
Bill payment scheduling
Maintaining and updating contact lists
Dinner parties
Away home care
Provisioning and house setup
Travel planning
Dinner reservations
Personal shopping
Tickets to entertainment events
Manage invitations
Culinary ability
Light house work, etc…

Salary of $40,000/YR with room and board. please contact me at Covellicococrisp@aol.com
**Include resume and picture**

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