His wife may not have the same assets as the partners of other recent retirees, but Trevor Hoffman’s retirement from baseball yesterday is even more noteworthy.  The all time saves leader decided to hang up the cleats after eighteen seasons, 601 saves and 856 games finished (not to mention a lack of interest from potential employers this offseason).  It’s widely assumed that Hoffman will have no trouble getting into the Hall of Fame.

It’s time to retire. It’s time to move on. This is more of a self-evaluation. I expect to pitch at a certain level, and I had to be honest with myself that I wasn’t certain I could maintain that anymore.

Perhaps the most interesting news to come out of Hoffman’s retirement was that the San Diego Padres offered their former closer the chance to sign and appear in uniform one last time before he left baseball for good.  He declined, but the gesture wasn’t lost on the player who left the Padres in 2008 under less than happy terms.

Sometimes you have to take a step back. I understand that some of it is about baseball being a business, but I don’t really want to rehash all that. There’s been a turnover of people there who wanted to reconcile and I’ve been cool with it. A couple of years definitely makes a big difference.

Hoffman plans on spending the first part of his retirement hanging out at PETCO Park, learning about the other side of the game from within the Padres front office.  A post-playing career in baseball operations may not be too far away, and if he’s half as successful at that as he was on the field, MLB team’s would do well to be aware.

Hoffman’s career advanced numbers are what most pitchers would consider their best ever year:  9.36 K/9, .216 OPAVG, 1.06 WHIP and a 3.08 FIP.

And The Rest

Looking at The Gloves Of The World Series is pretty much the greatest favour you can do yourself today.

It doesn’t sound as though the Philadelphia Phillies are in any rush to move Joe Blanton, as if they had a choice in the matter anyway.

What’s more interesting: Lenny Dykstra’s career with the Mets or the crimes he’s committed after it?

Baseball America’s list of the Milwaukee Brewers’ top prospects has come out.  Mother Hubbard’s cupboards are the first thing that come to mind.

There’s a sneak peak available for Jonah Keri’s new book, out in March.  The one and only Mark Cuban handles the book’s foreword.  Cool.

It’s fairly evident to me that Bill Conlin is an idiot.  What this article presupposes is that maybe he isn’t.

Did you know that Bill James doesn’t even like to watch baseball games?  Insert massive eye roll.

Where does Justin Morneau rank among active first basemen?

It’s getting to that time where we can start to look at offseason winners and losers.

Finally, the Barry Bonds haters can give it a rest.  His super human ability to hit home runs had nothing to do with steroids.  He was merely doing good deeds in bringing enjoyable baseball to the people of San Francisco.