I’m thinking that the Major League Baseball Players’ Association might want to take a look at the working conditions for these poor baseball players, confined to a dimly lit room and forced to sign autographs at the risk of carpal tunnel syndrome.

Photo courtesy of Cleveland Indians beat writer Jordan Bastian, who also brings us this tweet from the newly arrived Orlando Cabrera:

Told he had to sign some autographs, new Indians 2B Orlando Cabrera quipped: “I haven’t even signed my contract yet!”