As meaningful baseball games get closer and closer, it’s probably as good of a time as any to review a few simple rules with regard to one of the most annoying things you can do at a ballgame.
We’ve all seen a wave, we’ve all had the thrill of standing up from our seats and putting our arms up in an orgy of perfectly timed banality. Been there, done that. It just isn’t cute anymore, OK? Yes, I know the wave looks kinda cool when a good one really gets going, but hey assface, a baseball stadium is not a gigantic, humanity-filled lava lamp for your own personal amusement.
OK, so maybe you’re trying to impress the girl you’re with. If this happens to be the case, try asking yourself, do I actually think that starting the wave is going to impress her? If yes, you might want to consider the possibility . . . that there are a whole lot better ways to go about impressing her, which won’t also happen to irritate the [Getting Blanked] out of the people sitting behind you.
Staying in my seat for SB Nation’s link to the video.