These Idle Hands

Here we see two separate examples of what happens when people get a little free time on their hands. First we see what professional athletes, free of the budgetary restraints of you and I, fill the hours over the All Star break when they aren’t involved.

Several members of the Atlanta Braves visit a prominent tattoo studio for fresh ink, each a demonstration of their devotion to the cause. Martin Prado worries for his performance while Jordan Schafer swears like a trucker while getting an addition to his (incredibly impressive) full sleeve.

Below is what baseball fans do with their free time. Nerdy baseball fans, I should add. They create MS Paint-animated videos attempting to explain some of the more esoteric modern statistics. They succeed, yet fail all at the same time. But it’s Friday, what difference does it make to you? Sit back and enjoy!