Watching this promotional video for Rogers Sportsnet gives me the same feeling as I got watching Armageddon when it first came out. I know it’s manipulative drivel, but goddamn it if it doesn’t make me hope that the Blue Jays destroy that meteor hurtling toward the American League East so that Ben Affleck and the rest of the team can continue their careers in a Toronto Blue Jays uniform.

Or as Drew Fairservice said, “It gave me douche chills.”