Throughout the week, I’ve been posting video clips from Andrew Stoeten and my television appearance on Stat Attack’s MLB Preview show.  I know we left the last video off on a cliffhanger that makes a Criminal Minds season finale seem pedestrian, so I didn’t want to wait any longer to post the latest installment of me making deplorable reality television stars seem articulate:

The lure of television lights has even reduced me to standing up for Chipper Jones.  For a good laugh, check out the reviews from the Drunk Jays Fans comment section.

Comments (7)

  1. Stoeten and Parkes should be cast in a remake of the Odd Couple.

  2. Be careful what you wish for.

  3. Parkes are you Guess on the DJF board by chance? you’re just taking everything Brothers says and shitting on it. These are the best videos I’ve ever seen.

  4. Theswe tidbits you have posted online ar much ebtter than the actual StatAttack show. Ugh I tried to watch one I recorded yesterday and all they talked about was which meaningless team records had a chance to be broken this season. it seemed geared towards 12 year olds. Who cares if Hanley Ramirez breaks the Marlins record for most multi-homer games? Or James Shields breaks the Rays record for most K’s held by Scott Kazmir? Why not talk about which pitchers are set to bounce back from bad seasons because they had a higher than usual BABIP last season?

    These discussion segments with Parkes and Stoeten are really good though. Although the Brothers guy looks like a douche, he seems to have a grasp on what he’s talking about.

    • Yeah, Brothers knows his shit. It’s not me in the DJF comments. It’s pretty hard to be an all sports guy and talk with someone on a show who only watches and reads about one sport. If we talk about pretty much anything else, I’d be completely out of my element.

      I’ve always wondered why TV shows are 30 mins or 60 mins. Not to go all byte tv, but I’d likely be far more interested in watching short segments like these than dedicating a half hour to something when I only really care to watch five minutes of it.

  5. Parkes,

    You should try talking like you aren’t talking to a girl on the phone. Open your mouth a little more when you talk. Form the words further back in your mouth.

  6. Dustin, the glow on your face when you start to talk about the JFK thing was priceless.

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