Allow me to please list all of the things wrong with this:

  1. What precisely is “hipster” about these panties?
  2. What fan wants to have the logo of their favourite team in close proximity to their genitalia?
  3. Like I’d ever be interested in getting far enough with a Detroit Tigers fan to see her underwear.
  4. Wouldn’t people in Detroit rather spend their $10.50 on a three bedroom home?
  5. Assuming the person wearing these wishes to be seen in them, don’t you think the phrase printed on the back might send the wrong message to a prospective partner regarding the wearer’s expectations in the moments following their reveal?
  6. What kind of man really wants to be reminded of Victor Martinez shortly after seeing women’s underwear?
  7. Isn’t this kind of insulting to female baseball fans?

Respectfully declining panty raids on @NoRunSupport for bringing my attention to MLB’s sleazier brand of licensed apparel.