For the first time in as long as I can remember Baseball’s Father of the Year Award will not be going to Elijah Dukes, despite the sheer number of children he’s fathered. Unfortunately for the former outfielder, he had to spend Memorial Day in the slammer after beingĀ arrested for at least the third time this year, and couldn’t attend the award ceremony.

Thankfully, this champ stepped up to take the prize:

If this guy ever procreated with this woman, they might cancel each other out and create a perfectly average foul ball catching child.